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My friend, Gerald, was chewing on his iPod. The girl in the desk in front of me was cutting her hair.
My friend, Gerald, was chewing on his iPod. The girl in the desk in front of me was cutting her hair.


[[File:Cow.jpg|thumb|Intelligent Cow]]
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Gerald and I have had so many memories together. For example, one time his cow got its [[File:Cow.jpg|thumb|Intelligent Cow]]head stuck in a plastic patio chair. Gerald thought the cow was very intelligent, so he stuck his head in his mother's chair that was sitting on the porch.[[File:Gerald.jpg|thumb|Gerald]]

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Gerald and I have had so many memories together. For example, one time his cow got its head stuck in a plastic patio chair. Gerald thought the cow was very intelligent, so he stuck his head in his mother's chair that was sitting on the porch.

[[File:Gerald.jpg|thumb|Gerald]]

Ah...memories.
Ah...memories.


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The bell rang and I went out of the room, through the hallways and up the stairs. Something seemed odd though, nobody was going upstairs.
The bell rang and I went out of the room, through the hallways and up the stairs. Something seemed odd though, nobody was going upstairs.


Then I turned around and saw the creepiest old fag standing there.[[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]
Then I turned around and saw the creepiest old fag standing there.
[[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]


“MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.
“MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.


“Uh...hi” I said.
“Uh...hi” I said.


Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. “AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.
Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. “AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.
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I started go back away, "Um...okay?”
I started go back away, "Um...okay?”


Alberto grabbed my arm, “NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”
Alberto grabbed my arm, “NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”


My heart started to race, “T-To class”.
My heart started to race, “T-To class”.
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[[Category:Im died]]
[[Category:Im died]]
[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]]
[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]]
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[[Category:Delusional retard that should be in an asylum]]
[[Category:Delusional retard that should be in an asylum]]
[[Category:Title that makes babbies laugh]]
[[Category:Title that makes babbies laugh]]
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