Parappa the Rapper: The REAL Truth!!
I was a Parappa the Rapper fan. Was. Past tense. But nothing could prepare me for what I was going to experience on that fateful day.
A long time ago, I noticed when I was playing Parappa the Rapper on PS1 that the frog in his hat seemed to move slightly at weird points, but I had never noticed it before. After beating the first stage, the frog in the hat winked at me! WINKED!
"What the fuck!" I said really loudly. Good thing my parents weren't home to hear me say that.
Then, I went to the next stage and Parappa crashed the car. He stepped from the wreckage and stepped close to the camera, like he was looking at me. Then, started cussing me out!
"Yo bitch ass! Why you crashing me up? Man, you're crazy bro! Fuck you!"
Then, Parappa held up the middle finger!
Well, I wasn't gonna have it. I flipped him off back. Parappa looked like he was really pissed.
"Bitch what? Bitch WHAT?" he started yelling, and then, he crawled out of my TV! He became three-dimensional and started bleeding all over the living room. His eyes turned evil and he looked like a creepy serial killer. I jumped up and started moving away from him, scared.
"Aw HEEELLLL no!!!!" he yelled at me, but I punched the top of his hat and the frog that emblazoned the front fell out. "Parappa" fell over, and then I realized that it was the frog. It was the frog all along. He wanted me dead.
My dad walked into the house at that moment and screamed. The frog tried to go for him but I stomped on it until he disappeared. But that's when my dad's voice became more clear.
"What the hell did you do? Oh my god, what the fuck!"
I looked down again. I had accidentally killed the family dog. But I knew it was all a trick. A mind game that the frog was playing on me. It had to be. But then I looked down and I had blood on my hands.
If you're reading this, they've already taken me away and someone else has uploaded my story to the world. Parappa is not who you think he is. It's the frog. IT'S THE FROG!!!!!!
Written by Meaty
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