Pasta Bathroom Occupied
Do you hate long lines to the bathroom? So do the Pasta Monsters... A bathroom that has been made for creepypasta characters and creepypasta humans is unfortunately occupied. Ben knocks on the door, annoucing that he has to go to the bathroom, but gets no response from the person(s) inside.
Ben: "Come on, I've been waiting for like ten damn minutes, I'll bust if I don't take a piss! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, DID YOU DROWN?!"
Jane The Killer who left the food court has a sudden (but not severe) need to take a shit, and says...
Jane: "Ben, I'm gonna shit my pants if I don't get in there."
Ben: "Some practical joker has been hogging the bathroom all morning."
Jane: "Doing what??"
Ben: "I don't know, but take a number, Janie. No cutsies."
Jane [scoffs]: "Fine."
Jane Richardson scoffs in irritation and lights herself up a cigarette and begins to smoke.
Poor little Sally comes out of nowhere, carrying her teddy bear and whimpering that she needs to go to the bathroom. Jane takes sympathy on Sally, and being the big sister figure, comforts her.
Sally [whimpering]: "I need to go really bad! Ben, Jane, who's in there?!"
Jane: "Looks like we're gonna be here for quite a while, sweetie..."
Slenderman, Mr. Widermouth, Zalgo, Sonic.exe, Masky, Eyeless Jack, The Rake, Angelica Pickles, and all the other pasta monsters line up behind the trio, edgy and agitated that they cannot go into the bathroom...
Jeff: "Tim?"
Masky: "What?"
Jeff: "Can I have your mask?"
Masky: "...Why?"
Jeff: "Because I'm about to take a shit in it."
Masky: "You do, and I'll bury you alive..."
Mad Luis: "ALRIGHT, THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!"
Jeff the Killer kicks the door of the Pasta Monster's bathroom and discovers something very... disturbing. He dispatches the others.
Jeff: "Jane, Slendy, Eyeless Jack, EVERYONE!"
Jane the Killer and company find out who was hogging the bathroom all morning. Slenderman facepalms himself...
Jane [very disgusted]: "Oh my God..."
Sally: "What is it, Janie??"
Jane points out to everyone that the reason why their bathroom was being hogged was because Justin Bieber was in the baby changing station with Miley Cyrus changing his diaper.
Credited to TheLadyBlackWolf
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