Pasta With Lots Of Explosions

Hello im Mr. Explosion and im in school called The Explosion School of Explosionville, where explosions happens every day. I walked inside the school and explosions exploded behind me and explosions exploded the whole school and the explosion was huge. Anyway we got free explosives and we exploded them at the school yard. Then we went to home because school exploded, like this explosing story said explosively earlier. But anyway when i was home, my dad said: FUCK YOU EXPLOSIVE BITCH YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING EXPLODE. I went to bed and had a nice exploding dream where everything was explodes. I married a Explosive in Explosiveland and i sadly woke up and Jeff The Explosive come home and he EXPLODE.EXED ME and i exploded and all possible explosives exploded because explosives needs to explode because explosions is life, explosions are love.

ALSO WHO WAS EXPLOSIVE