Patrick's Diabetes

The title card, recreated in MS Paint.

I’m just going to start of by saying this and only this. The story is going to be a rather long one but I truly believe that if I don’t speak my mind about what happened, I honestly believe my brain will mount on my fucking ears. I seriously can’t understand the motives of some people, the very fact of the matter that when people extremely fucked up in the head are allowed to get away with shit that they shouldn’t really pisses me off. It also makes me wonder what the hell the higher-ups of freaking Nickelodeon Studios were even thinking when they hired the people that they did because there are some seriously messed up people that need nothing else more than to be locked up in a goddamn asylum for the rest of their life.

I know that might sound rather harsh but believe me when I tell you and the kind of things that I’ve seen that people have actually animated and wrote could make any man’s head spin off their fucking shoulders. One of these abominations is a SpongeBob episode by the name of “Patrick’s Diabetes”. By now I’m sure that most of you who are reading the title of the story itself are most likely laughing and I don’t blame you at all. It is kind of funny and a bit of just desserts for all the shit that pink bastard has done over the past few seasons but I digress.

Now the way I actually came across this episode was kind of uh…. Illegal. Basically with the help of a friend of mine I hacked into the system of Nickelodeon Studios. Yes, I’m not exactly proud of the things that I’ve done but you can only learn from your mistakes and not repeat them and again. My intention for hacking the company still isn’t very clear to me, even to this very day. I guess if I did have to make an assumption I was most likely trying to find some dirt on the company that I could expose or some shit like that.

What I do know however is that when I had finally finished the hacking process, everything that had to do Nickelodeon was in the palm of of my hand. I browsed around a lot on that site and I found some rather neat things like what new shows were going to be created in 2016 which were all shit by the way, the names, addresses and phone numbers of popular animatiors and directors and finally a couple of selections that dived into legal notices, controversies and rather mundane kind of crap.

The first thing that I wound up searching around on was a section about the show of “SpongeBob SquarePants”. Now I know I’m not the only one here but I freaking love SpongeBob. Yeah the newer seasons are crap but still I freaking loved everything about the show and to have secret documents, audio, projects and hell even video footage for future episodes was like a winning lottery ticket. So put it bluntly, I went through everything that had to do with SpongeBob. Browse scripts that were either finished or not, listened to some audio footage of future songs and even got to see some gossip about Stephen Hillenburg as well. Then I found a section that I was the most eager to get into. The video footage. Almost immediately as I opened up the spot where the videos were at, I was met with not a whole lot surprisingly enough. Maybe about 50 or 60 videos in total but that was about it. Originally I was initially disappointed, but all that changed when I started downloading the videos to my hard drive. It may not have been much but hey, something’s better than nothing.

Once the downloads had been completed I exit out of the hacked site and went to go and view my treasures. As I expected, most of the videos were just full episodes of the show with a couple of deleted scenes thrown into the mix. Now this would have been great for me had I not already seen a majority of those episodes. If anything most of the episodes there were just storyboards which was still kind of cool but nothing I was really expecting. I huffed a little bit at my disappointment I guess karma really did come bite me in the ass for fucking around on a studio website. I was just about to close my download files, when I saw the video that was located on the top of the videos folder that I hadn’t checked. It was crudely named “patd1.mp4”. I checked the length of the video and it was a long one. 36 minutes and 56 seconds to be exact. Thumbnail was way too small for me to read but I Will admit, this piqued my curiosity in many levels. Not wanting to waste time just staring at a blank computer screen I quickly double clicked the video and it started up. The first thing that hit me was a SpongeBob intro and when I mean that it hit me I mean that it was really fucking loud. I hadn’t put in my headphones I guess. After lowering the volume to save my eardrums, I grabbed the nearest pair of earbuds lowered down my volume and popped them into my computer and then proceeded to continue watching the episode.

Like I said before the episode started up with the usual theme song and intro. Once that had ended, the scene cut to the title card of the episode with phrase, “Patrick’s Diabetes” written in pink and red font against a red and black background. Suspenseful music also playing in the background during the segment. I kind of laughed a bit at the title, I mean it was pretty morbid but at the same time kind of awesome too. This actually had gotten me to think for a little bit, was this episode something that the animators wanted to create to add a bit of a darker tone to SpongeBob?

If this was it then I wasn’t really looking forward to seeing whatever fucked up shit that the creator decided to make. I’ve seen enough of new SpongeBob episodes to know that when it comes to dark episodes, the staff and crew are not really too great at doing it well with the sole exception of the episode, “The Nasty Patty”. I braced myself for what I was about to see knowing that it might be like “The Splinter” or even “A Pal For Gary” but 10 times worse.

The episode started off with a planned out view of Bikini Bottom with the ever so lovable French Narrator starting the introduction.

“Ah. Lovable Bikini Bottom. A place of wonder and of joy, let us see what is new with our friend, SpongeBob SquarePants”.

The scene then faded in for a bit before going right back to show SpongeBob sleeping in his bed. Then without a warning the foghorn sprang to life causing the whole house to shake in the process. SpongeBob yawns and jumps down from the bed.

“Good morning Gary!” SpongeBob calls out in his joyful manner.

“Meow.” Gary replies as he pops out from underneath SpongeBob’s bed.

“Oh Gary, today’s going to be a great day today!” SpongeBob says as he jumps around like crazy to a nearby drawer. “Meow?” Gary asked confused.

“Today Is the day me and my best Buddy, Patrick get to enjoy an all you could eat ice cream buffet at Goofy Goobers Ice Cream Party Boat!” SpongeBob said pulling out two tickets from the drawer.

“Meow Meow Meow.” Gary said slithering up to SpongeBob.

“Oh come now, Gary. Patrick isn’t fat, he’s perfectly healthy.” SpongeBob said walking over towards his closest and getting himself dressed with his trademark outfit.

“Meow!” Gary called out this time a bit more aggressive than earlier.

“Gary the Snail! That was very rude! I’ll have you know that my best friend, Patrick is not a giant walking pink strawberry ice cream cone with eyes and legs! Now you take that back, Mister!” SpongeBob scolds

“Meow.” Gary said obviously getting a bit more cocky than before.

SpongeBob gasped. “Gary! How could you say that about him?! Patrick is not a giant chewed up wad of bubble gum!” SpongeBob says angrily.

Gary seemed to be having a bit too much fun roasting Patrick, but just as he was about make another comeback, SpongeBob shushed him.

“I will not tolerate anymore of your sassy behavior, young man! Now if you excuse me I have a friend to go and eat ice cream with!” SpongeBob puffed.

SpongeBob them walked out of the room down the stairs and then proceeded to walk outside. Gary was shown looking out of the window snickering as he wrote down a few more jokes and what I assumed was his joke book. The screen then cut back to SpongeBob who was walking merrily down the road to Patrick’s rock. SpongeBob then made his way towards that rock and began to knock on it. Patrick immediately popped out of the rock like a cannonball, smashing Squidward’s house in the process.

“Ugh! It’s Sunday isn’t it?“ Squidward said with a sigh as he sipped his tea.

“Come on Patrick let’s go! Goofy Goobers opens up in less than five minutes!” SpongeBob called out.

“I’m coming, SpongeBob!” Patrick yelled out as he grabbed a large string that was quite literally attached to his butt and pulled it causing him to launch like a cannonball all his way towards the Ice Cream Shop at a speed of light.

“Wait for me, Patrick!” SpongeBob called out once again.

SpongeBob then laughs as he runs down the street and off camera. The scene then transitions over to you guessed it, the inside of Goofy Goobers with SpongeBob and Patrick waiting in line a bunch of other fish. The scene then cuts to show one of the workers unlocking a small red ribbon that led to a large buffet table filled with various Ice Creams and toppings of all sorts.

“The buffet is now open for business! Please have your ticket ready.” The cherry young fish said.

SpongeBob and Patrick then proceeded to go top gear literally with SpongeBob hopping on Patrick’s shoulder and driving over customers, various comical screams could be heard including the infamous “My Leg!” quote as well. After mowing down a crap ton of Bikini Bottomites as well as slamming their tickets into the ticket madden’s face. They proceeded to make the biggest Ice Cream Sundae that they could easily manage to hold in their Sundae glasses and head off to the table.

“Thanks again for taking me to the buffet, SpongeBob.” Patrick said shoving a giant thing of ice cream down his throat.

“It’s not a problem buddy! Anything for you!” SpongeBob winked.

The two proceeded to eat their Ice Cream with a little interruption. The bubble splash screen pops up and it’s at that point where we see the aftermath of the buffet. Ice Cream Is splattered all over the place. On the walls, on the ceiling, hell it was even in the inside the cracks on the wall. After displaying the scene of Ice Cream Carnage, It cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob’s stomach is bulging out of his pants while Patrick on the other hand looks extremely obese.

“Wow Patrick! That hit the spot!” SpongeBob said burping.

“Yeah it was!- oh!” Patrick groaned.

“What’s wrong, Patrick? You feel sick?” SpongeBob said.

“No! It’s!-“ Patrick began to gasp for air when in an instant he fell to the ground with a heavy thud. The Ice Cream glass is shattering on the floor on impact.

SpongeBob rushed over towards his friend freaking out.

“Patrick, are you okay?!” SpongeBob said shaking his best friend.

Patrick said nothing for a bit where he turned over on his back and let out a loud scream of agony and pain. Patrick’s eyes rolled the back of his head and once he had stopped screaming, bile from the Ice Cream was pouring out of Patrick’s mouth like a fountain

“Somebody call an ambulance!“ SpongeBob screamed as Patrick continued to cough up Ice Cream and mushed up toppings.

Two Ambulance Workers immediately walked up towards Patrick and proceeded to carry him to an ambulance with SpongeBob following them. The screen then faded into itself for a few seconds before fading back into a newer scene. SpongeBob was sitting down rather impatiently in one of the lobby. Then a doctor who was a completely new character by the way. A blue angler fish with matching blue eyes and doctor outfit.

“Mr. SquarePants?” The doctor asked.

“Doctor please tell me he’s okay!” SpongeBob asked worriedly.

“He’s alive.” the doctor said in a rather serious tone.

SpongeBob was about to let out a yay of joy or something along those lines until the doctor grabbed SpongeBob, pulled him close and snapped, “I didn’t say he was alright! He’s only alive!”.

SpongeBob went silent for a moment before looking down at the floor.

“Look kid, I’m sorry for snapping but I don’t want any foolishness right now. Your friend is in a diabetic coma at the moment. We’re not too sure when he’ll wake up but until then we’re gonna need to keep him here for some time.” The doctor said wiping his brow.

“What?! What Happened To him, Doctor?!” SpongeBob asked almost on the verge of tears.

“I’m afraid that your friend is in a severe diabetic condition. He has type 2 diabetes as of now he’s on dialysis for the time being.” The doctor responded.

“Can I see him?” SpongeBob asked with tears in his eyes.

“Sure. Now before I say anything um I need to go ahead and let you know that I’ve taken the liberty of calling over Patrick’s parents as well to discuss certain matters with them.” The doctor responded back. The two characters walked down a narrow hallway in complete silence for a few seconds.

“I’m gonna warn you kid, your friend is in a very bad condition as of right now. He’s not gonna look like how he usually looks. You might honestly wanna turn around when you see him.” The doctor warned.

“I understand.” SpongeBob said.

After the brief conversation, both the doctor and SpongeBob walked up towards the door where Patrick was supposedly in and slowly opened it. What I saw next almost made me shit my pants. You know how the animators of SpongeBob tend to make some drawings a lot more realistic and freaky than usual? Well this scene was a lot worse than anything I’d ever seen. The entire hospital room was a deep shade of red from floor to ceiling. In the middle of the scene itself was Patrick laying down in a hospital bed. His eyes are opened wide and they’re glad and glo and glassy, His body is rendered much more realistically looking as if parts of his body were peeling off of him. But also next to his chin was I assumed to be blood pouring down it. I made sure to show the image itself for anybody who actually wanted to see it. This scene in and of it’s own self was just a small taste of what was to come for that episode. I will admit though after seeing that image, I immediately burnt itself into my brain for a lasting nightmare that would come in the near future. Despite being disgusted, I continued with the video. SpongeBob could be heard in the background gasping in both fear and with pity for his best friend. The doctor himself starts to talk with SpongeBob about the various issues regarding Patrick and what was going on at the moment. All the while. The scene itself didn’t cut away from Patrick’s blood-covered face. After about 30 or 40 seconds of seeing nothing but Patrick’s disheveled bloated disgusting face, the scene finally cut to show Patrick’s parents walking into the room.

“Oh my goodness, Patrick!” Patrick’s mother yelled as she want to caress her son.

“Don’t!” The doctor snapped. “Not until he’s stable!”.

Patrick’s mother backed away slowly from Patrick’s still bleeding face with a look that just read complete and utter despair.

“Oh sweetie, we didn’t know you were this sick! We would’ve helped you!” Patrick’s mother said with cartoony tears dripping from her face.

“Actually Mr. and Mrs. Star.” The doctor butted in. “I managed to look over Patrick’s records as a child, his pediatrics and let me tell you that you knew he was sick! You knew he was sick all along and did nothing!” The doctor growled.

“Wait what?!” SpongeBob said with a look of confusion and shock.

“SpongeBob, here’s a little history lesson for you with Patrick’s parents. You see it wasn’t that little Ice Cream buffet that you gave him that gave him the diabetic shock in the first place. In fact, it was the long drawn out diet of grease and other fattening foods that his parents had fed him over the years that caused him to have this little event.”

SpongeBob looked shocked then he turned his head over towards where Patrick’s parents we’re standing at. The two starfish parents looked completely guilty and shameful.

“What?!” SpongeBob said gasping.

“Fine!” Patrick’s dad yelled out.

“Yes we fed him some unhealthy food every now and then, so the hell what? He’s our kid and we can feed him whatever he wants!”

“It’s because of you two that my friend is even in the hospital to begin with!” SpongeBob screamed back.

The argument continued between the parents and SpongeBob for at least a Good minute. Well the doctor immediately shut them up by snapping again.

“You all need to freaking calm yourselves down and shut up! If anything, you’re both guilty of leading Patrick in here!” The doctor said.

“You all helped him get into this mess and you’re all going to help him get out.”

The scene then cut back to the horrifying picture of Patrick again with Patrick’s mother saying,

“You’re right. You’re right.”

Patrick’s mother could be heard crying in the background as it slowly zoomed in deeper and deeper into Patrick’s face. I ultimately had decided to pause the video and stop it for the day. I couldn’t handle anymore of that god forsaken picture. But more importantly, I was only let I wasn’t even halfway done with the video but taking a look at my watch I saw that it was already late. I needed to get to bed. I’ll make sure to update this tomorrow when necessary but trust me, it’ll continue to get worse from here on out.

The scene cut back to the horrifying picture of Patrick once more. This time however his blood soaked mouth moved a little bit as if Patrick was trying to say something. I couldn’t exactly hear what he was trying to say so I just assumed that he was just mumbling and not really saying much of anything at all. The scene then cut back to Both SpongeBob and Patrick’s parents looking down at Patrick with a mix of guilt and shame spread across their faces.

“Is there anything that we can do to help him?” SpongeBob asked.

“As of right now, no. You’re friend’s in a coma and we’re not to sure when he’s going to wake up from it. If he wakes up at all.” The doctor muttered.

Both SpongeBob and Patrick’s parents both cringed at the very thought of Patrick dying.

“The best thing I can say for you all to do is give him some time to recover. That’s all I can say.” The doctor chimed before walking out of the door.

SpongeBob and Patrick’s family soon left the room as well as if it seemed like they really weren’t in the knee really needed in the room. SpongeBob was the last one to walk out of the room and close the door shut. He takes a look around the hospital area to see if he can try and talk with Patrick’s parents. But instead there was a note taped to the door which SpongeBob pulled off. The camera then cut to show the contents of said note which panned downwards as SpongeBob read it.

“Dear Mr. SquarePants, We both want to apologize arguing with you back there. It wasn’t right either of us to talk to you like that in that kind of attitude. In fact we deserve much more of a punishment for what we have caused Patrick to be in the state that he’s in. So it’s with the heavy heart that we relinquish any contact with our son for his sake. We both know for a fact that you’ll be a better influence on our son’s life and so we put our trust in you that you’ll help him get better. That’s for us, we don’t want to cause any more problems so we’re moving away. It’s honestly for the better.”

I’ll be honest here, I didn’t exactly get with both Patrick’s parents were really trying to say but it seem like SpongeBob knew all too well. The camera cut to SpongeBob crumpling the note in his hands and throwing it down in a fit of anger and then walks out the hallway and the scene fades out. After a few seconds the screen returns. SpongeBob is in his living room who apparently can’t sleep due to the fact that he’s been walking aimlessly all around his house in his PJs. As he walks around the room he starts to talk to himself.

“What am I gonna do? Patrick’s parents were supposed to help with Patrick’s condition and they just run off like that?! It’s been three days! Three whole days since I’ve heard from them!” SpongeBob in a fit of rage beat his fist on the table.

“Talk about parents of the year.” SpongeBob muttered angrily as he sat down on the table that he had struck.

“But I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Patrick’s not exactly the brightest light bulb in the closet and trying to keep him from eating sugar is like trying not to breathe for the guy.”

SpongeBob let out a defeated sigh and slumped his head over towards the table top. As he does this, the doorbell suddenly rings. SpongeBob suddenly gets up from his seat and casually walks over to the door and opens it up. Turns out it was Sandy and Mr. Krabs who was standing outside of the house.

“Mr. Krabs? Sandy? What are you guys doing here?” SpongeBob asked.

“Well me boyo, I heard about your little issue and I just wanted to come over to see if you were all right.” Mr. Krabs says in a rather selfless kind of way.

“And I’m here for the same reason SpongeBob. How you been holding up?” Sandy says in her usual country accent.

“It’s been bad. Really bad actually. Patrick’s parents left him with nothing and just moved away like that while I’m here wondering to myself how I’m going to help Patrick keeping up with his diet. And most importantly stressing out over the fact that I might.-“ SpongeBob closed his eyes and closed his mouth shut and shuddered.

Sandy and Mr. Krabs both looked at each other. They both went up to SpongeBob and sat next to him holding him trying to comfort him.

“Hey hey hey boyo. You don’t need to worry so much. Patrick will be alright. He’s a fighter and he’ll get threw this.”

“Yeah SpongeBob!” Sandy interjected.

“If Patrick can survive my numerous science experiments, the ice cold in my tree dome and even having his water helmet off for a long period of time I’m sure that he can survive this.” Sandy said.

The camera then panned down to SpongeBob Who looked up towards the others and smiled.

“Thanks guys. It really means a lot to me that you’d.-“ SpongeBob was interrupted with Squidward barraging in the the door and popping his head in.

“Is it true?!” Squidward asked before running in.

“Is it true that Patrick’s in a coma?! With diabetes?!” Squidward asked this time when a hint of glee that made me feel rather unnerved.

“Yeah.” SpongeBob said his smile now gone and reverted back to his depressed form.

Squidward then get looks at the others for a bit what a bit of shock and then Does something that nearly made me want to punch the living shit out of my computer screen with in complete rage. Squidward proceeds to get a bunch of party decorations and start decorating them around the house in almost an instant and began to dance around and start having a party chanting away as he danced.

“No more Patrick! See you Starfish!” And other disgustingly mocking phrases.

Both Sandy and Mr. Krabs looks absolutely horrified yet disgusting at the very sight of what Squidward was doing. However, SpongeBob just got up from where he had slapped down and lifted his head up to reveal A look of complete hate, anger and rage plastered onto SpongeBob’s face. SpongeBob slowly walked across the room where Squidward had set up the music box to play the typical party music as the SpongeBob series tend to play as well often as possible. And without another word, he grabbed the box took it and threw it on the ground smashing it into pieces. Squidward then looked over at SpongeBob with an annoyed look.

“Hey where’d the music go?!”

SpongeBob then turned his head the same look of hate and anger splattered on his face and he began walking well stomping actually towards Squidward. Squidward of course walked backwards in fear at what SpongeBob was going to do to him. After a few seconds of walking backwards, Squidward backs himself into a wall. SpongeBob now breathing heavily call glares at Squidward before grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and pulling him towards his face.

“You better take that back, Tentacles!” SpongeBob growled as steam poured out of his nose and anger like a wild bull.

“*laughs* Why should I?” Squidward taunted albeit with much hesitation.

As a response to this, the screen cut to SpongeBob letting out a loud scream before punching the wall just inches away from Squidward’s head.

“Why should you?!” I’ll give you a reason why, my best friend is in the hospital right now possibly dying from a disease that he can’t even wake up from. He’s in a coma, I’m sitting here stressed out like crazy wondering if he’s even going to be alive and here you dancing and partying like it’s something to celebrate?!”

Squidward starts to sweat profusely from his prow before turning the tables over to SpongeBob.

“If anything, he deserves it for all the garbage that he’s put me through! He stalked me, destroyed my house numerous times, ruined my Sundays and so many other things! He’d be doing the world a favor if he just died already!” Squidward yelled.

The camera then went back to SpongeBob who at this point had already had a death glare on him. His face started to become beat red with anger, then in an instant SpongeBob lunged at Squidward and literally started to beat the living shit out of him. And I mean about as brutally as you would think. he knocked out a few Squidward‘s teeth, broke his nose and gave a few bloody black eyes as well. In fact, the brawl itself was becoming so bad that both Sandy and Mr. Krabs had to run up and restrain SpongeBob. Once SpongeBob had been restrained, the camera went back to show Squidward who was now cowering in the corner as cartoony blood poured from his nostrils and mouth.

“If you ever want to blame someone, blame me! I’m the one who made a decision between the two of us! He’s not a blame here, I am! Patrick doesn’t know any better, he can’t even eat without my help!” SpongeBob screamed at the top of his lungs.

“SpongeBob calm down!” Sandy interjected.

“Yeah boyo! Don’t let him get in your head!” Mr. Krabs began.

“But you need to stay strong for Patrick!”

SpongeBob at this point calmed down a little bit but still retain that pissed off look. The scene then cut to Squidward who finally gets himself up shaking. He then looks over at the Angry sponge.

“Get out! And never come back!” SpongeBob says coldly.

Squidward begins to cry as he runs out of SpongeBob’s house and back into his own. Sandy and Mr. Krabs Both place SpongeBob down and SpongeBob immediately starts running towards the hospital to which Sandy and Mr. Krabs in a surprised kind of way run after him. The scene then fades back to the hospital area with the sole exception of it being nighttime with SpongeBob running down the road and into the hospital itself. The screen then cuts to SpongeBob running towards Patrick’s door until he crashed as well as with Sandy and Mr. Krabs and to the doctor from earlier on in the episode.

“SpongeBob, What in tarnation’s gotten into you?!” Sandy yelled.

“Yeah boyo! What are you thinking?!” Mr. Krabs rebutted.

“I’m sorry! I just need to see him! I just need to see him!” SpongeBob cries out.

“Well it’s a good thing that you actually showed up. Before I continue, I need to ask, are the two of you friends or acquaintances of Mr. Star?” The doctor asks Sandy and Mr. Krabs.

“Yes Doc, We are.” Sandy responded.

“Well, I was gonna call you but since you’re all here, I’m afraid I have some bad news. Your friend in there isn’t doing well at all. In fact, just now, he’s gone.” The doctor said.

Everyone’s eyes widen in shock at this message. SpongeBob looks like he’s at the point of a freaking mental breakdown.

“What do you mean he’s gone?!” SpongeBob whimpered.

“Besides the machines that he’s hooked up to i’m afraid that your friend’s nothing more but a vegetable now. We’ve done everything that we possibly could to try and help him but we just Down know what happened. He just started convulsing and by the time we got there, he was already gone. The only things that are obviously keeping him alive now are the Machines. Now I know that this is hard to take in but I’m sorry. I’m really sorry for your loss. Now before I say or do anything else, I need to ask you if it’s okay for me to pull the plug?” The doctor asked.

“How long ago did he...?-“ Sandy whimpered.

”Just as he walked in the door. I’m sorry again everyone. Now I’d you’d like you can go and say your goodbyes before I pull the plug.”

The doctor said solemnly. All three of them nod in agreement and then proceed the Patrick’s Room. I honestly at this point Felt really bad for everyone. Well with the exception of Squidward that is. I mean now that I think about it I can really see why this episode wasn’t aired. I mean for one the entire episode itself was very mature for a SpongeBob episode. Which in my honest opinion really isn’t that bad of an idea, I mean it’d be awesome but I could kind of see the trouble and the fact of the matter that it would get so much backlash from fans and parents alike. Anyway upon making their way into the hospital room where Patrick Laid at, the screen faded much more and then faded to show Patrick’s nauseating face however this time it was so much worse. Like before in the episode everything was pitch red with the usual hospital equipment and the like however Patrick himself was honestly ten times worse than what he originally looked his body from the lower jaw down to his stomach showed the bottom jaw of Patrick’s skull followed by his windpipe and his internal organs. Now compared to how a normal human being’s internal organ structure is supposed to be, the way Patrick’s organs were laid out was like a fucking dumpster. His lower as well as larger intestines were pushed up towards the front of Patrick’s windpipe. His heart was lying dead center in the middle of the gory mess. Not moving, not beating. Now I’ve seen a lot of that gore, I mean I stared at it for quite some time I don’t know why I did but I did and I know for a fact there were at least a stomach or something else that was there. But honestly, if there were any there it would have probably overlapped by the mess of small intestines that were there so maybe it might have just been my imagination at the time but I don’t even know anymore. Now I know that the image itself is rather gross but to be honest after seeing that image, I wound up skipping lunch that day. After a few minutes of this image showing and everyone else pretty much crying like crazy which in of it’s own self was relatively understandable I mean their friend had just died. It finally cut back to Sandy, Mr. Krabs and the Doctor standing next to Patrick’s bed once more. SpongeBob as you would’ve guessed was crying hysterically with much more seriousness than his comedic crying habits that he usually has in the show. Everyone at this point starts to take their turn saying their last words to Patrick. SpongeBob starts up first.

“I’m so sorry, buddy. I’m so sorry that I wasn’t there to help you. I’m sorry for all the times that I fed you all that junk. I’m sorry for being a bad friend to you. I’m so sorry. Had I known that this would have happened I wouldn’t have taken you to Goofy Goobers. I would have taken you somewhere else, we could have went Jellyfishing, we could have went somewhere else. We could have went somewhere else, buddy. But no. And I knew that you were sick too. At least that’s what I remember seeing. I’m sorry buddy. I’m a failure. I failed you. I failed you.”

SpongeBob then falls down to the floor and continues to cry.

Sandy is the next one to speak.

“Hey there Patrick. Well. I really.” Sandy pauses for a bit trying to find some kind of right words to say. She’s sighs and then places her hand on Patrick’s shoulder. “I want to thank you Patrick. If it wasn’t for you and SpongeBob, I wouldn’t have really gotten to know Bikini Bottom so well. I’m fact I really do consider you a friend. Sure you were a little bit of a nuisance sometimes but you were a great friend of me. Thank you for everything. I really am grateful. I’m definitely going to be playing you one of my songs during your funeral I promise you Patrick. I’m gonna make sure of it that that funeral is amazing for you. You’ve been a very good friend of me. You really have been. You’ve been a good friend of everyone. You may have messed up in the past but you know what, that’s fine we all do. But you, you’re different. You couldn’t control half the things that you did. I’m also sorry for ever wanting to kill you or act nasty to you. If anything If I’d known what would happen now. I would have.-“

Sandy pauses once more and wipes away a few tears from her eyes.

“I would’ve shown a lot more how much more I appreciate you being a friend to me. I would have done that for you. Thank you so much for being a good friend to me Patrick and thank you for helping me get over my thing with Texas. Thank you.”

Sandy steps back and starts to slowly cry as well although not as hard as SpongeBob was.

Mr. Krabs was next. He had a look of complete guilt and shame on his face as he stared down at Patrick’s limp body.

“Hey boyo. Where do I begin? I’ve know I’ve not been good to you. I’ve really haven’t. I haven’t been good whatsoever actually. I’ve used you for money, I’ve done so many horrible things. I really don’t even know well actually I do know, boyo. SpongeBob told me a lot how you actually look up to me. I’m surprised that you’d actually want to look up to me like that despite the fact that I’m a cheapskate. Patrick, I had a family member that I lost as well to diabetes. I’m gonna change myself, Patrick, just for you. I promise to you I’m gonna do that to you. I’m gonna help pay for all the your funeral. I’m gonna make sure of it like Sandy said that your funeral is about as great as it possibly can be. I don’t care how much money I wind up spending. I’m gonna change my ways for you, Patrick, I promise you that. That’s not ever going to stop. I’m gonna change myself and be a better crab to SpongeBob, to my daughter, Pearl and more importantly for you too, Patrick. I guess that’s really all I have to say. Thank you for being a good friend to me even when I know I really didn’t deserve it. I do consider you a friend. And thank you.”

Mr. Krabs set back and then with that, the doctor took the sheets and cover Patrick’s head with it. He then once he does that, he pulls the plug and the heart monitor flatlines. The doctor takes one final look at Patrick and then to the others and nods his head. The episode cuts to black once more. And it’s out there that I decided to pause it I don’t know why exactly but I need a little bit of time to really recover from that part. Yes I know it was quite some time but it still gets to me. I can promise you one thing though. The next update I do is not going to be as heartwarming or anything like such. It just isn’t.

After a few seconds, the episode finally faded back in. This time it shows the inside of the morgue which I presume to be the place where Patrick’s body have been placed. The outside window shows a deep night sky with a vast amount of stars followed by a full moon illuminating parts of the darkened Morg. After a few seconds with this, the camera pans over slowly towards one of the shelves that holds one of the dead bodies. Then it begins to vibrate in a way that was rather hard to notice. Maybe because of the lack of lighting in the scene. Although despite all that I could still hear it . After a few seconds of this the shaking stops and everything goes right back to normal or at least what was normal in this video that is the scene pans out to show a doctor of some sort walking into the morgue and turning on a few lights.

“All right. Let’s see what new buys we got today. Seems to have one by the name of Patrick Star. Is that his name?” The doctor says as he walks over towards the drawer that had been shaking and opens it up.

He pulls out a large body bag and places it onto an operating table. Most likely for an autopsy. As he unzips the bag he removes it from Patrick’s body and begins cutting the skin from the top part of Patrick’s bottom jaw all the way down to his belly button and back up. There he proceeds to remove the now severed chunk of skin revealing the same pulsing realistically rendered internal organs entrails and beating heart. Fucking hell that clip still gives me chills to this very day. As the doctor proceeded to grab a few of the operating tools from the small table near him, the camera zoomed into Patrick’s face. Then without warning, Patrick’s eyes snapped opened revealing bloodshot pupillus eyes that seem to just stare off into nothingness. Patrick then proceeds to let out a loud scream which causes the doctor to fumble with fright with the tools in his hands.

“What the heck is going on?!” The doctor yelled completely panicked.

Patrick then grabs a man’s hand and begins pulling it towards him and towards his now shaven bottom jaw. The jaw itself clamping down on itself after a few seconds with the sound of teeth hitting bone. The doctor desperately tried to pull away, even slashing at Patrick a few times with a scalpel to make him stop. But it was all done in vain as Patrick immediately clamped down in the hand. Biting the top part of the hand of below the wrist. Cartoony blood began to spew out of the doctor’s hand as he screamed out in mix and pain and agony. The scene the. Cut to the front office desk and lobby with a few more doctors and nurses dropping everything that they were doing and rushing over towards the room that the screaming had come from. However once they opened the door to the room, everyone gasped. Funny thing though however, once they open the door to the room, nothing else happened after that. They didn’t cut away to the rest of the doctors and it didn’t cut away into the interior of the room. Which in retrospect was great because what happened afterwards in these last few minutes of the episode was more than my stomach could honestly handle. The screen then faded to black for about three seconds before a time card read,

“Three Days Later”

with the usual French narrator in the background saying it. The scene then cut back to Sandy’s treedome at night to which then was panned into Sandy’s treehouse with her pouring herself a cup of tea followed by her walking out of her treehouse and under the base of he treedome. She sighs and sits down next to her picnic table.

“I’m sure am feeling bad for SpongeBob. Poor little guy. Can’t I be blaming him though he did lose his best friend.” Sandy said as she took a sip from her tea.

“I’m just glad that Mr. Krabs gave him the month off, with pay of course so they can mourn properly. It’s a good thing though Mr. Krabs really kept his word.”

Just as Sandy was about to take another sip of her tea, there was a soft groan that played in the background.

Sandy immediately turned her head towards the source of the sound to which the camera followed suit but nothing was shown. The scene pan back over towards Sandy who just shrugged and continued drinking her tea. When she was finished she yawned and made her way inside of the treehouse. This scene lingered on for a bit with the scene of the treehouse door. That is until a faint shadow could be seen in the background. The camera then cut back to the inside of Sandy’s bedroom with Sandy lying down in her bed in her pajamas with the lights off. She starts to snore but then the same groan from before plays louder this time. Sandy’s eyes immediately shot opened at this and she turned on her bedroom lamp. This part made me shit my fucking pants. Out of Sandy’s view behind her that is was Patrick form the front side. His entire body was palish pink color. His eyes were bloodshot, pink around the edges and pupillus, and the skin from his lower jaw to his belly button was exposed. Showing what looked like a giant mouthful filled with guts and other or internal organs. Sandy sighs a bit and then proceeds to shut off the light. As she does this, the same groan could be heard but this time much louder than before. Sandy wakes up and does the same thing but instead of Patrick being near her he’s nowhere to be seen. Sandy takes the time to start looking around her room but sees nothing. Just as Sandy’s about to shut the lights off for the last time, Patrick immediately falls from The ceiling and crashed lands on to Sandy Muffling her screams in the process. The camera then cuts too the lamp falling to the ground shattering to small pieces. All the while the sounds of Sandy’s muffled screams along with Patrick’s moans could be heard for a few seconds before The sound of a next snapping could be heard, everything goes silent for a moment over the sound of eating tearing flesh and blood splattering and the walls and dripping down to the floor could not only be heard but also seen. The screen fades once more and this was about the time that I nearly shat bricks as questions starting to fill my mind. After taking a quick breather I continued with the episode. The camera then cut back to show Squidward’s home for at least a few seconds in the out terrier before cutting to Squidward sitting on his couch watching TV with a bored expression on his face and bandages around his head and a missing tooth from where SpongeBob had repeatedly beat the living shit out of him. Suddenly there was a knock at Squidward’s Door to which he ignores. Knocking grows Louder and louder until Squidward looks as if he’s about to kill someone. He immediately stomps over towards the door, opens it and looks outside, the camera pans both right and left to show what is there but there was nothing. Squidward huffs in agitation before slamming the door shut and going back to watching television. After about a few seconds into this, the knocking sound returns to which Squidward goes absolutely berserk in less than 2.5 seconds. He even smashes his own door down in a fit of anger and rage.

“Okay! Whoever you are, it’s not Halloween! So get off my property!” Squidward yells.

After he finishes that sentence, Squidward started to look around his home trying to find the source in the culprit of the knocking. As he continues to walk around his home, he looks over at his garden area and notices movement right next to the shed. He decides to go and walk over there. “I’ll show that little pest what’s for! I’ll get my rake and next kid to ding dong ditch me is getting a face full of metal teeth!” Squidward said grunting in anger. Walking towards the shed and opening the door, Squidward immediately reached his hand up in the air to pull on the light cord. However The room failed to be illuminated by the light bulb. Squidward now completely agitated and at this point begins to start searching around for his rake in the darkness. As he does this, he bumps into something and falls to the ground.

“What the heck was that?!” Squidward says as he looks up.

Cowering above him was a shadowy figure. Which to be honest I couldn’t exactly make out due to how dark the scene was. The camera then cut back to Squidward who began to get right back up but as he does this, something kicks him in the stomach and he falls right back down to the ground.

“Hey! *coughs* What’s the big idea?!” Squidward calls out.

Then in an instant, the towering figure walks near one of the windows of the shed allowing dimness of the moonlight to illuminate it’s or rather his face. As I had expected it was Patrick. Face blank, eye still bloodshot and mouth still stretched in that nightmarish way. The camera then cut back to Squidward who now starts to panic at this point. He screams and makes his way towards the door but just as he’s about to open it and flee, Patrick’s arm grabbed Squidward by the collar of his shirt and slowly but surely starts to drag him closer and closer and closer to the pink menace. Patrick then Presses his face right next to Squidward leaving only a few inches of room to separate them.

“Patrick! Please! Please! I’m sorry okay! I didn’t mean to say those things that I did! Please! please! Please, Patrick! Don’t hurt me!” Squidward mutters almost on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Patrick just glares at Squidward and then his facial expression changes from a blank stare to one of pure anger and rage. I mean if Patrick had done this beforehand in his normal way, it wouldn’t have been that scary but I swear that face itself will forever haunt my dreams as I sleep each night. Squidward lets out a loud scream before Patrick opens his jaw wide and bites down on Squidward‘s neck. One disgusting crack and tearing of skin is all that it took before Squidward’s body fell on the ground headless. Like before with Sandy the scene cuts to only show the bottom half of Squidward‘s body as Patrick begins to eat the nosevered head of Squidward groaning as he did such. It was at that point that I was really confused. For one how the hell did Patrick manage to come back after dying in the hospital? And I mean, was he still in that coma? It just didn’t make sense but I think the most important question is why was he killing his friends? Okay I kind of get Squidward but why everyone else? The episode didn’t really make that much sense in the long run but that honestly did nothing to soften the blow of this messesed up fuckery that I was being subjected to. They seem to cut immediately to SpongeBob sitting down on his couch as pajama pants like normal. This time however he’s holding a picture of him and Patrick. He sniffles and places the picture on small table near his couch.

“*sniffles* I miss you so much, buddy.” SpongeBob said sadly as he lied down the couch. “I wish I helped you out more. I wish I had done more to help you. I just want you back, Patrick. That’s all I want.” SpongeBob said once again a small tear rolling down his cheek.

With that done, SpongeBob immediately sat right back up, turned off the tv in the living room and gets up from where he was lying down t and begins walking up the stairs into his room. But just about as he’s about to crawl himself into bed, the sound of Gary screaming and the sound of glass shattering could be heard in the background. SpongeBob immediately runs out of the room and bolts down into the stairs and into the kitchen. The he turns on the light only to reveal Patrick standing in a corner chewing on something.

“Patrick?!” SpongeBob says with a mixture of shock, fear and awe.

Patrick dosen’t answer him instead he just continues to munch on whatever it was that he had in his hands.

“Patrick!” SpongeBob calls out once again this time a bit louder.

The camera then cuts back to Patrick who slowly starts to turn his entire body around to face his best friend. Once he finally did I could kind of see what he had been eating. Pieces of shell, snail slime and chunks of Gary’s body were splattered all over him. Coating the entirety of exposed organs and flesh and a sleek shine of slime. The camera then cuts back to who is now shaking like crazy. He begins to sweat profusely and tears pour from his eyes like a fountain. Patrick drops the rest of Gary’s half-eaten remains and then proceeds to run at SpongeBob. SpongeBob at this point immediately sees this and dodges it, running deep into the kitchen and pulling out a spatula.

“Listen to me Patrick! I don’t want to hurt you!” SpongeBob said as he waved his spatula around threateningly.

Patrick turns right back to SpongeBob and let’s put a disgustingly wet gurgling sound before walking towards a knife holster and pullling out a small blade.

“H- Hungry.” Patrick says in that wet voice of his.

“Patrick please! Please just put the knife down!” SpongeBob begs.

Patrick grins and his teeth grind against each other in an ear bleeding fashion. Then Without another warning, Patrick lunges at SpongeBob again and then proceeds to knock the spatula out of SpongeBob’s hand. At this point there was a huge struggle between the two with SpongeBob blocking Patrick’s jabs and attacks while at the same time begging his best friend to stop what he was doing although it seem to me that they really weren’t working for him. Finally Patrick had wind up pinning and pinning and pinning SpongeBob down to the ground and Patrick immediately grabs SpongeBob’s hands and begins to bite down on it ripping chunks of his flesh, fingers and everything else away from it. SpongeBob screaming in agony and looking around trying to find some kind of Device he could use to defend himself. He takes one look and with his free hand, he finds a skillet. He pushes Patrick away for a split second managing to free his hand away from Patrick’s grasp. Then with his now free hand as well as his mutilated one, SpongeBob grabbed the skillet and smashed it against Patrick’s head with every single ounce of force that he could possibly give. Patrick immediately goes limp for a few seconds, he stays like that for a few seconds before falling down at the floor in a heap. SpongeBob then climbs up to Patrick and begins to bash in Patrick’s head with the skillet. All while screaming

“I’m sorry!”

Over and over and over again. The skillet itself continued to hit Patrick during the duration sending wave after wave of blood smashed brain and cracked skull everywhere. It was disgusting yet at the same time horrible. Completely horrible. And finally with one final swing, SpongeBob takes the skillet and smashes it right down on Patrick’s head one last time. Sending a disgustingly wet cracking sound. After a few minutes of SpongeBob sitting there. Breathing heavily. He then falls to the ground and bawls his eyes out. Screaming as he does so Before the episode cut to black for a final time and ended.

Now do you see why the writers are demented fucks? The video itself was nothing else then a fucked up turture porn of SpongeBob. Who not only wound up losing his best friend to a horrible disease but also wound up losing Sandy and his pet, Gary and having to kill his best friend in order to save his own life. I mean if that isn’t disgusting and demented as all hell then I don’t know what is. I will say though I am grateful that this episode never really aired. However I’m also grateful albeit is the fact of the matter that i at least have seen this. At least I know for a fact why the creators themselves are a sick bunch of people. No I don’t particularly hate these individuals but I think they are disgusting. They truly are disgusting people for making something as insensitive as this. That’s pretty much everything else. Thank you guys again for reading my story. Stilll sucks however that I’m not able to upload any footage of my story with the view exception of a couple screenshots but even then though I’m not pushing it.

But I’ll try and do what I possibly can to make sure I spread the truth behind these disgusting poeple as much as I can.

That way that the people making this will realize that we won’t tolerate or stand for any of these things ever again.

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