Patrixxx Island: The 24-Part Troll Pasta Epic: Difference between revisions

 

==CHAPPTER 12==

 

SO THEN THE ENDERGEN BOT OBSIDIAN AND HIT PATRIXXX WITH THEM AND NOW HE'S DEAD. OH GOD HE KILLED THEM SO WE SENT DREW PICKLES AND CANDULBLAKCKFKGKSHG,LGS.H. CANDULBLAKCKCKCJKDGIJFJUPIKGHSIKPOD USED HIS DONG TO ROPE UP EVIL PATRIXXX BUT PATRIXXX SAWED IT IN HALF, SICNEKING DREW PIKLES.

 

THEN WE THREW SKIDWARD AT HIM AND THIS HAPENED. ITS REVRSED

==CHAPTOR 13: NOW WE HAVE SUBTITLES!!!!!! IN THIS ONE; DA WEPIN ANGLES.==

OKAY SO THE ENDERMEN, DEMMY, AND SKIDWARD DIED. ME, CHARLY GODON, DREW PIKELS (CANDLBLAK DIED), AND ALGERNON WERE THE ONLY SURVIVORS. THEY WONDRED HOW WE COULD GET OUT. THEN PATTRIXXX SAW THOSE FUCKING WEEPING ANGELS. ONCE, WHILE IN EQUASTRIA, PATRIXXX SAW A WEEPING ANGEL. HE KILLED IT, BUT ANOTHER APPEARED. HE KILLED THAT AS WELL, BUT HE WENT AWAY.

 

==CHPER 21: OLD ENUH 2 DRUNK==

 

BUT I LIED! Just as we were about to hit the Sun, some creepy-looking Sonic wannabee called Socket happened to come along in his time machine and intercept us, but he accidentally hit the wrong button and sent us to the Stone Age instead of sending us back to Earth, where a pre-historic version of Jeff The Killer attacked us. "UGG UGG UGG YOU AM GO SLEEP NOW" he said, clutching an obsidasin knife. We freaked out and started running away. Then Slenderman kicked his ass and sent us back to our own time. But Prehistoric Jeff slipped through the time portal along with us and chased us again. The Broken Glass Beast tripped him up and he fell on his ugly face. To celebrate our survival, all of us went to Las Vegas. But Patrixxx wasn't done with us yet!

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