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SHERLOK HOLMS CAM OUT OF A PORTAL AND SAID "YO WAZZUP BIZNITCHZ I AM SHERLOK HOLMS" AND BEN SAID "I AM BEN AND WE ARE HERE" BNUT THEY WERE CUYTY OFF BY EVIL; PATRIXX! PATRIX SHOT A FIREBLAA AT SHERKOL HOMLMS AND BEN! THEY DIED!
SHERLOK HOLMS CAM OUT OF A PORTAL AND SAID "YO WAZZUP BIZNITCHZ I AM SHERLOK HOLMS" AND BEN SAID "I AM BEN AND WE ARE HERE" BNUT THEY WERE CUYTY OFF BY EVIL; PATRIXX! PATRIX SHOT A FIREBLAA AT SHERKOL HOMLMS AND BEN! THEY DIED!
==CHAPTR 16: TEH SKELLINGTINZ CUM==
==CHAPTR 16: TEH SKELLINGTINZ CUM==
WIT SHURLOCK HOEZ DED I DECIDD "HA, Y NAWT JUST BURN HIM?" SO DN AMOTHERFUCKIN' SKELLINGTIN POOPED OWT ND LAZRD EVILE PATRIXXX BUT HE ALRED DED N A FIR SO EVILE CAP'N BAWYER WIL TAK HIZ PLAC. SO EVILE CAP'N BAWYER SED "IT'S TIEM 2 DDDDDDDDDDDUEL!" ND FRU A GAYNADE AT TEH SKELLINGTIN BUT THEN AWIKICONTRIBUTOR USED HIZ AMAZNGNES 2 MURDERP EVILE CAP'N BAWYER BUT HE CAM BAC!!!1
WIT SHURLOCK HOEZ DED I DECIDD "HA, Y NAWT JUST BURN HIM?" SO DN AMOTHERFUCKIN' SKELLINGTIN POOPED OWT ND LAZRD EVILE PATRIXXX BUT HE ALRED DED N A FIR SO EVILE CAP'N BAWYER WIL TAK HIZ PLAC. SO EVILE CAP'N BAWYER SED "IT'S TIEM 2 DDDDDDDDDDDUEL!" ND FRU A GAYNADE AT TEH SKELLINGTIN BUT THEN AWIKICONTRIBUTOR USED HIZ AMAZNGNES 2 MURDERP EVILE CAP'N BAWYER BUT HE CAM BAC!!!1
==CHAPR 17: MUDKIPZ COUNTI==
OKOKOKOK SO, PATRIXX TRLELPARTED EM TO MUDKUIP CONTY N DER WUZ FULLZS OF KUIPZ N LIEK DER WUZ NO ONE DER CEPT MUDKIPS, WICH WUZ WERD CUZ IZ WEIRD, U NO WAT I MEEN?\
==CHAPTER 18: PATRIXXX N DEH BRONY PARAD3==
SO, DER I WUZ (SPICY) N I WUZ FAPPIN N PATRIXX GRABBIN N I WUZ LIEK HOLD ON LEMME FIN, DEN I DID N HE TUK MEH TOO TEH BRONY PAARAD4E I WUZ LIEK IM NOTA BRONY, DEN PATRIXX PUT A SPLL N MEH N I BCEAM BRONY N HE DID TEH SAEM 2 U IF U IZ BRONY!!!!!! BE WRN3D! BXDDER WUZ LOSTA PON3Z N WEIRDO WAZ DER ALUNG WIF MOMO N WERDOZZY N BILL99999999 SO, WE WERE LIEK PONY N I WUZ LIEK LOLK , (CUZ TEH SPELL DIDN TEAK FECT YET) DEN, A PONY CEAM OUT N SHE SED MAH NAME IZ VINYL SCRTCH I WORK FOR PATRIXX N I WAS LIEK OKOKOK B MINE, N YA DAT WUZ HAPPNIN!!!1! [[File:Mfw.png|thumb|TEH PONY]]
==CHPER 19: BEEP BOOB SUN, BEEP BOOP==
SO DEN, cHARLie Gordon, wait, oh fuck, my grammar is good again! Oh well, fuck you guys, im going home.... Nevermind, Dronian doesn't pay me enough. So, we left the Brony Parade and returned to Partick's Island. No, NO! I SPELLED PATRICK CORRECT! NOOOOO! Oh well, CHarlie Gordon was waiting for our arrival, he wanted us to deliver a parcel to Professor Oak. Before we could deliver, Patrixxx kicked us to the Sun. Which was weird cause he actually kicked himself in the balls. Lol.
==Chapter 20: Back 2 NORMEL==
loLOLOLK, SO IM BEK 2 NORMEL OK? OK. LOLOL8OTRDHSGHDFHNGNSRVAWKDF idhv WIhcv aicovZIh ai vWI oc OJC AOWC V i haz bin under curxse dof parrixx hellp mehh nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==CHPER 21: OLD ENUH 2 DRUNK==
i will be back at 7o'clock.
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