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BUT ONE WAS DISCORD.
BUT ONE WAS DISCORD.
==CHAPTER 3==
==CHAPTER 3==
I RAN TO THE CAVE WHERE HAPPY APPY WAS RAPING FOERNSIK. I SAID "HEY FAG" AND HAPPY STOPPED RAPING FORENZIK. I THEN SAID "EVIL PATRIXX IS CHASING ME." THEY THEN SCREAMED, AND I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE ISLAND, AND BLEW OUT THE CORNERS. PATRIXXX COULDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I WAS ON TOP OF A PEAK 512 BLOKS HIHG, OR 512 CUBIC METERS, OR 512 METERS, OR 1,679 feet (ABOUT DAR)).
I RAN TO THE CAVE WHERE HAPPY APPY WAS RAPING FOERNSIK. I SAID "HEY BITCH" AND HAPPY STOPPED RAPING FORENZIK. I THEN SAID "EVIL PATRIXX IS CHASING ME." THEY THEN SCREAMED, AND I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE ISLAND, AND BLEW OUT THE CORNERS. PATRIXXX COULDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I WAS ON TOP OF A PEAK 512 BLOKS HIHG, OR 512 CUBIC METERS, OR 512 METERS, OR 1,679 feet (ABOUT DAR)).
==CHAPTER 4==
==CHAPTER 4==
[[File:Charly.png|thumb|A PICTURE OF CHARLYES GORDON.]]I THEN FOUND OUT THAT FORENSIK WASN'T FORENZIK AT ALL. HE UNZIPPERED HIS HOODIE AND IT WAS CHARLIE GODON FROM FLOWERS FOR ALGIENON. THEN HAPPY APPY UNZIPPED AND IT WAS THE MOUSE ALGERNON. I SAID "HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU HAVE RAPED CHARLIE GORDON" AND THE MOUSE SIAD "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" WHICH IS MOUSE FOR "BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE DREW PICKLES KOK" AND WHEN HE SAID THAT DREW PICKLES AND CANDLEBLACK TRIED TO FIGHT EVIL PATTRIXX BUT DIED. EXCEPT FOR CANDLEBLACK AND DREW PICKLES.
[[File:Charly.png|thumb|A PICTURE OF CHARLYES GORDON.]]I THEN FOUND OUT THAT FORENSIK WASN'T FORENZIK AT ALL. HE UNZIPPERED HIS HOODIE AND IT WAS CHARLIE GODON FROM FLOWERS FOR ALGIENON. THEN HAPPY APPY UNZIPPED AND IT WAS THE MOUSE ALGERNON. I SAID "HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU HAVE RAPED CHARLIE GORDON" AND THE MOUSE SIAD "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" WHICH IS MOUSE FOR "BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE DREW PICKLES KOK" AND WHEN HE SAID THAT DREW PICKLES AND CANDLEBLACK TRIED TO FIGHT EVIL PATTRIXX BUT DIED. EXCEPT FOR CANDLEBLACK AND DREW PICKLES.
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==CHUPTRD 24 TEH ENDIGN==
==CHUPTRD 24 TEH ENDIGN==
SO PATULHU KILLD EVERONE AND TEH WIRLD EXPLODEDED AND EVERYWON DIAD ACCEPT PATULHU AND DEN HE WENT OUT TO A BAR WITH SONIXXX AND THE FARTED TEH HEND.
SO PATULHU KILLD EVERONE AND TEH WIRLD EXPLODEDED AND EVERYWON DIAD ACCEPT PATULHU AND DEN HE WENT OUT TO A BAR WITH SONIXXX AND THE FARTED TEH HEND.
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]]
[[Category:Loads of Characters]]
[[Category:Minecrap]]
[[Category:Minecrap]]
[[Category:My little pony]]
[[Category:My little pony]]
[[Category:Random Capitalization]]
[[Category:Spongeboob]]
[[Category:Spongeboob]]
[[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]
[[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]
[[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]]
[[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]]
[[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]]
[[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]]
[[Category:ALL CAPS]]
[[Category:English Class Failure]]
[[Category:English Class Failure]]
[[Category:Collab]]
[[Category:Collab]]
[[Category:Jeffery]]
[[Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS]]
[[Category:That just raises more questions!]]
[[Category:That just raises more questions!]]
[[Category:HAPY APY]]
[[Category:Jornel]]
[[Category:Jornel]]
[[Category:BATTELS]]
[[Category:BATTELS]]
[[Category:EVIL SONIXXX]]
[[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]]
[[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]]
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]