Patrixxx Island: The 24-Part Troll Pasta Epic: Difference between revisions

From Trollpasta Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
Content added Content deleted
imported>LOLSKELETONS
imported>LOLSKELETONS
No edit summary
Line 65: Line 65:
loLOLOLK, SO IM BEK 2 NORMEL OK? OK. LOLOL8OTRDHSGHDFHNGNSRVAWKDF idhv WIhcv aicovZIh ai vWI oc OJC AOWC V i haz bin under curxse dof parrixx hellp mehh nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loLOLOLK, SO IM BEK 2 NORMEL OK? OK. LOLOL8OTRDHSGHDFHNGNSRVAWKDF idhv WIhcv aicovZIh ai vWI oc OJC AOWC V i haz bin under curxse dof parrixx hellp mehh nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[[File:Time-dominator-1st-cover.jpg|thumb|TEH TIEM MACHEEN]]
==CHPER 21: OLD ENUH 2 DRUNK==
==CHPER 21: OLD ENUH 2 DRUNK==

[[File:Time-dominator-1st-cover.jpg|thumb|TEH TIEM MACHEEN]]

BUT I LIED! Just as we were about to hit the Sun, some creepy-looking Sonic wannabee called Socket happened to come along in his time machine and intercept us, but he accidentally hit the wrong button and sent us to the Stone Age instead of sending us back to Earth, where a pre-historic version of Jeff The Killer attacked us. "UGG UGG UGG YOU AM GO SLEEP NOW" he said, clutching an obsidasin knife. We freaked out and started running away. Then Slenderman kicked his ass and sent us back to our own time. But Prehistoric Jeff slipped through the time portal along with us and chased us again. The Broken Glass Beast tripped him up and he fell on his ugly face. To celebrate our survival, all of us went to Las Vegas. But Patrixxx wasn't done with us yet!
BUT I LIED! Just as we were about to hit the Sun, some creepy-looking Sonic wannabee called Socket happened to come along in his time machine and intercept us, but he accidentally hit the wrong button and sent us to the Stone Age instead of sending us back to Earth, where a pre-historic version of Jeff The Killer attacked us. "UGG UGG UGG YOU AM GO SLEEP NOW" he said, clutching an obsidasin knife. We freaked out and started running away. Then Slenderman kicked his ass and sent us back to our own time. But Prehistoric Jeff slipped through the time portal along with us and chased us again. The Broken Glass Beast tripped him up and he fell on his ugly face. To celebrate our survival, all of us went to Las Vegas. But Patrixxx wasn't done with us yet!
==CHATTER 22: DA KAL OFF CTHULHU==
==CHATTER 22: DA KAL OFF CTHULHU==

SUDDLY CTHULHU WOK UP FRUM HIS ETURNAL SLUBMER AND WENT RUND KILIN EVERWUN AN DRIVEN PEPOL INSAEN AN THEN EVIL PATRIXXX SHOWD UP AND CHALENGED HIM TO A BATTEL DEY FAWT A EPIC BATTEL OF EPIC EPICNESS FOR 24 HRS STRAIT AND TEHN DAY MERGED TOGETUR AN BECAEM PATULHU!
SUDDLY CTHULHU WOK UP FRUM HIS ETURNAL SLUBMER AND WENT RUND KILIN EVERWUN AN DRIVEN PEPOL INSAEN AN THEN EVIL PATRIXXX SHOWD UP AND CHALENGED HIM TO A BATTEL DEY FAWT A EPIC BATTEL OF EPIC EPICNESS FOR 24 HRS STRAIT AND TEHN DAY MERGED TOGETUR AN BECAEM PATULHU!
==CHAPTUR 23: You're STILL Reading This?!==
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]]
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]]
[[Category:DEMMY]]
[[Category:DEMMY]]