Patrixxx Island: The 24-Part Troll Pasta Epic: Difference between revisions
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BUT I LIED! Just as we were about to hit the Sun, some creepy-looking Sonic wannabee called Socket happened to come along in his time machine and intercept us, but he accidentally hit the wrong button and sent us to the Stone Age instead of sending us back to Earth, where a pre-historic version of Jeff The Killer attacked us. "UGG UGG UGG YOU AM GO SLEEP NOW" he said, clutching an obsidasin knife. We freaked out and started running away. Then Slenderman kicked his ass and sent us back to our own time. But Prehistoric Jeff slipped through the time portal along with us and chased us again. The Broken Glass Beast tripped him up and he fell on his ugly face. To celebrate our survival, all of us went to Las Vegas. But Patrixxx wasn't done with us yet! |
BUT I LIED! Just as we were about to hit the Sun, some creepy-looking Sonic wannabee called Socket happened to come along in his time machine and intercept us, but he accidentally hit the wrong button and sent us to the Stone Age instead of sending us back to Earth, where a pre-historic version of Jeff The Killer attacked us. "UGG UGG UGG YOU AM GO SLEEP NOW" he said, clutching an obsidasin knife. We freaked out and started running away. Then Slenderman kicked his ass and sent us back to our own time. But Prehistoric Jeff slipped through the time portal along with us and chased us again. The Broken Glass Beast tripped him up and he fell on his ugly face. To celebrate our survival, all of us went to Las Vegas. But Patrixxx wasn't done with us yet! |
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==CHATTER 22: DA KAL OFF CTHULHU== |
==CHATTER 22: DA KAL OFF CTHULHU== |
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SUDDLY CTHULHU WOK UP FRUM HIS ETURNAL SLUBMER AND WENT RUND KILIN EVERWUN AN DRIVEN PEPOL INSAEN AN DEN EVIL PATRIXXX SHOWD UP AND CHALENGED HIM TO A BATTEL DEY FAWT FOR 24 HRS STRAIT AN BLEWED UP TEH |
SUDDLY CTHULHU WOK UP FRUM HIS ETURNAL SLUBMER AND WENT RUND KILIN EVERWUN AN DRIVEN PEPOL INSAEN AN DEN EVIL PATRIXXX SHOWD UP AND CHALENGED HIM TO A BATTEL DEY FAWT FOR 24 HRS STRAIT AN BLEWED UP TEH ERFS IN DA PROCCES AN DEN DAY MERGED TOGETUR AN BECAEM PATULHU! |
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==CHAPTUR 23: You're STILL Reading This?!== |
==CHAPTUR 23: You're STILL Reading This?!== |
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