Patrixxx Island: The 24-Part Troll Pasta Epic

EVIL PATTRIXX ISLAND

CHAPTER 1

ONCE I WAS IN MINECRAFT WHEN I GOT A PICTURE FROM MY FRIEND WHICH SHOWED A MUSHROM BIOME AND THE COORDINATES TO SEE IT AND THE SEED. I ENTERED THE SEED, AND I WAS IN A SWAMP. THE SWAMP HAD A VILLAGE IN IT. UNLIKE THOSE VILLAGERS WHICH HAD THE LONG NOES, THEY WERE DEMMIES. ONE WAS SHIT CONCUSSION BLASTING AN ENDERMAN, AND IT DED. SO I DECIDED TO WALK TO THE PLACE THAT HAD THE MUSHROOM BIOME IN IT. I WENT TO IT, AND THERE WERE A LOT OF GINT MUSHROOMS AND MOOSHROMS WERE. I THEN FOUND A CAVE THAT HAD SOME PONIES IN IT.

CHAPTER 2

ME AND THE PONIES MADE A HOUSE. WHEN WE WENT TO SLEEP SOMEPONY KNOCKED ON DA DOR. WHEN I SAW WHO IT WAS, WE CRAPPED OUR PANTS. IT WAS THE KING GAST FROM DA MINECRAP ,MAN. HE SAID "IM GONA KIL YOU EHEHEHEHERUHRSDEFWJIOG9STU9SGT" BUT THEN SOMEONE KILLED IT AND HEROBRINE WAS THE SOMEONE WHO KILLED IT. BUT THEN HEROBRINE DIED BECAUSE OF NOTCH DOING A HEROBRINE FLIP. THEN NOTCH DIED AND GUESS WHO KILLED NOTCH? EVIL PATRIXXX! I DUG THROUGH THE MOOSHROOM SIDE BUT THE PONIES DIED.

BUT ONE WAS DISCORD.

CHAPTER 3

I RAN TO THE CAVE WHERE HAPPY APPY WAS RAPING FOERNSIK. I SAID "HEY FAG" AND HAPPY STOPPED RAPING FORENZIK. I THEN SAID "EVIL PATRIXX IS CHASING ME." THEY THEN SCREAMED, AND I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE ISLAND, AND BLEW OUT THE CORNERS. PATRIXXX COULDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I WAS ON TOP OF A PEAK 512 BLOKS HIHG, OR 512 CUBIC METERS, OR 512 METERS, OR 1,679 feet (ABOUT DAR)).

CHAPTER 4

A PICTURE OF CHARLYES GORDON.

I THEN FOUND OUT THAT FORENSIK WASN'T FORENZIK AT ALL. HE UNZIPPERED HIS HOODIE AND IT WAS CHARLIE GODON FROM FLOWERS FOR ALGIENON. THEN HAPPY APPY UNZIPPED AND IT WAS THE MOUSE ALGERNON. I SAID "HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU HAVE RAPED CHARLIE GORDON" AND THE MOUSE SIAD "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" WHICH IS MOUSE FOR "BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE DREW PICKLES KOK" AND WHEN HE SAID THAT DREW PICKLES AND CANDLEBLACK TRIED TO FIGHT EVIL PATTRIXX BUT DIED. EXCEPT FOR CANDLEBLACK AND DREW PICKLES.

CHAPER 5

I THEN NOTICED THAT THE PONIES SKELETON POPED OUT. THEY WERE ALL POPPING OUT AND ATTACKING EVIL PATTRIXX. PATRIXXX USED THE GORE LAZER AND KILLED THEM ALL. THEN CHARLIE GOT AN IDEA. HE GOT DREW PICKLES, GRABED HIM BY THE COCK, AND STARTED HITTING PATTRIX WITH DREW'S BODY. PATRIXXX THEN THREW DREW PICKLES TO THE NETHER, WHERE HE RAPED THE BLAZES AND THE MAGLA CUBES. THEN, THE MOOSHROOMS THREW FLAMING FIREBALLS AT US. THE MOOSHROOMS WERE WORKING FOR PATTRIXXXXXXXXXUJH9FDUIHJGJUIOADFTRIOUJTRWASEPIOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1117843789325978Y2459874562978

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