Patrixxx Island: The 24-Part Troll Pasta Epic

EVIL PATTRIXX ISLAND

CHAPTER 1

ONCE I WAS IN MINECRAFT WHEN I GOT A PICTURE FROM MY FRIEND WHICH SHOWED A MUSHROM BIOME AND THE COORDINATES TO SEE IT AND THE SEED. I ENTERED THE SEED, AND I WAS IN A SWAMP. THE SWAMP HAD A VILLAGE IN IT. UNLIKE THOSE VILLAGERS WHICH HAD THE LONG NOES, THEY WERE DEMMIES. ONE WAS SHIT CONCUSSION BLASTING AN ENDERMAN, AND IT DED. SO I DECIDED TO WALK TO THE PLACE THAT HAD THE MUSHROOM BIOME IN IT. I WENT TO IT, AND THERE WERE A LOT OF GINT MUSHROOMS AND MOOSHROMS WERE. I THEN FOUND A CAVE THAT HAD SOME PONIES IN IT.

CHAPTER 2

ME AND THE PONIES MADE A HOUSE. WHEN WE WENT TO SLEEP SOMEPONY KNOCKED ON DA DOR. WHEN I SAW WHO IT WAS, WE CRAPPED OUR PANTS. IT WAS THE KING GAST FROM DA MINECRAP ,MAN. HE SAID "IM GONA KIL YOU EHEHEHEHERUHRSDEFWJIOG9STU9SGT" BUT THEN SOMEONE KILLED IT AND HEROBRINE WAS THE SOMEONE WHO KILLED IT. BUT THEN HEROBRINE DIED BECAUSE OF NOTCH DOING A HEROBRINE FLIP. THEN NOTCH DIED AND GUESS WHO KILLED NOTCH? EVIL PATRIXXX! I DUG THROUGH THE MOOSHROOM SIDE BUT THE PONIES DIED.

BUT ONE WAS DISCORD.

CHAPTER 3

I RAN TO THE CAVE WHERE HAPPY APPY WAS RAPING FOERNSIK. I SAID "HEY FAG" AND HAPPY STOPPED RAPING FORENZIK. I THEN SAID "EVIL PATRIXX IS CHASING ME." THEY THEN SCREAMED, AND I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE ISLAND, AND BLEW OUT THE CORNERS. PATRIXXX COULDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I WAS ON TOP OF A PEAK 512 BLOKS HIHG, OR 512 CUBIC METERS, OR 512 METERS, OR 1,679 feet (ABOUT DAR)).

CHAPTER 4

A PICTURE OF CHARLYES GORDON.

I THEN FOUND OUT THAT FORENSIK WASN'T FORENZIK AT ALL. HE UNZIPPERED HIS HOODIE AND IT WAS CHARLIE GODON FROM FLOWERS FOR ALGIENON. THEN HAPPY APPY UNZIPPED AND IT WAS THE MOUSE ALGERNON. I SAID "HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU HAVE RAPED CHARLIE GORDON" AND THE MOUSE SIAD "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" WHICH IS MOUSE FOR "BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE DREW PICKLES KOK" AND WHEN HE SAID THAT DREW PICKLES AND CANDLEBLACK TRIED TO FIGHT EVIL PATTRIXX BUT DIED. EXCEPT FOR CANDLEBLACK AND DREW PICKLES.

CHAPER 5

I THEN NOTICED THAT THE PONIES SKELETON POPED OUT. THEY WERE ALL POPPING OUT AND ATTACKING EVIL PATTRIXX. PATRIXXX USED THE GORE LAZER AND KILLED THEM ALL. THEN CHARLIE GOT AN IDEA. HE GOT DREW PICKLES, GRABED HIM BY THE COCK, AND STARTED HITTING PATTRIX WITH DREW'S BODY. PATRIXXX THEN THREW DREW PICKLES TO THE NETHER, WHERE HE RAPED THE BLAZES AND THE MAGLA CUBES. THEN, THE MOOSHROOMS THREW FLAMING FIREBALLS AT US. THE MOOSHROOMS WERE WORKING FOR PATTRIXXXXXXXXXUJH9FDUIHJGJUIOADFTRIOUJTRWASEPIOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1117843789325978Y2459874562978

CHAPTER 5 I MEANT 7 NO 6

ALL THE CLOUDS TRNED TO PATRIXXX AS WE WENT INTO THE CAVE. WE THEN SAW THE DEMMY VILLAGER WHO SHIT CONCUSSION BLASTED THE ENDERMAN. THEN CHARLIE GORDON TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHES IN FRONT OF THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS AND SAID "OH YEAH SUK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK FOR CUTIE MARKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" but then PATTRIXXX SHOT HIS gore fest AT CHARLY AND IT TURNED INTO SWEET APPLE MASSAKRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH CHARLY GODON AS BIG MAC!!!!!!!!

ChAPTER 7

OH GOd, SOME of MY TEXT IS BECOMING LIKE CHARLIE GORDON WHEN HE WASN'T RETARDED. IN THE 10TH CHAPTER IT might be perfect TEXT AAAAAAAAH

SO AFTER THAT horrifying scene with CHARLIE GORDON raping THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, THE GRAASS started becoming PatRIXXX!!!! WE GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, DUG A HOLE TO THE bedrock, and staYED DAR UNTIL IT WENT BAK TO NORMAL. WE GOT OUT AND THE MYCELLIUM ON THE GROUND WAS STILL PATRIXXX but notch's ghost BURNED IT!

ChapTER 8

So after THAT, WE WENT BACK TO THE HOUSE. The smell of DERAD ponies filled DA AIR, AND WE KRINGED. THEN I NOTICED THAT DEMMY WASN'T THERE. SHE WAS BEING KILLED BY PATTRIXXX!!!! WE TRIEd to help Demmy but IT WAS OBVIOUS SHE WAS DEaD. WE THEN CRIED UNTIL MORNING, AND THEN Charlie said "We need to kill PATRIXXX by a ENDAORMARN.'

ChapteR 9

SO we decided to find a enderoaman. WE BUILT A BOAT out of Pinoccohio. WE THEN ALL RODE ON IT UNTIL WE saw a castle built on an island. It was named the "PONAY ISLEND DISKO PALACK." So we went in and THERE WERE MANY Ponies RAVING TO VITYL SCRAKTCH. WE THEN SIAD "Is there any Endermen IN THE HOUSE?" SO THEN WE FOUND SOME SEXY SEXY ENDERMEN.

Chapter 10

Oh fuck. This Troll Pasta now has good grammar and punctuation. See? I am pulling a Charlie Gordon (but not like doing something stupid, like having bad grammar and improving, but at the end it goes back to bad.)

So after we got the Endermen. We proceeded to have sex with them. After that, Charlie said "We need to find Evil Patrick, and have the big black Endermen rape him." So we went back to PaTRIXXXX ISLAND (YOU SEE, I am still under the influence), and there he was. He gave us that fucking smugass look. The man who made him (the image not the pasta) can go fuck himself with a cactus.

Capter 11

Yay my grammar and puncuation is gettin worse.

So we dECIDED to fight EVIL PATRIXXX. We first threw Demmy at him, and she used the Diarrhea Concussion Blast. PATRIXXX used the goar fest, and they collided. It was sOOOOOO BRIGHT, MEH, CHARTLY GODON, Algernon the mouse, Drew Pickles, CaNDUILBLAK, the Mooshrooms, the Cutie Mark KUSAUDERS, Notch's goast, the skeletons of the ponies, those sexy black endermen, the ponies at the PONAY ISLEND DISKO PALAC, anD VINYUL ASCRATCH NEDDED TO PUT SUNGLASES ON EXCEPT FOR DEMY AND PATRIXXX.

AFTER THAT we saw that Patrixxx hasd killed Demmy. SHE HAD EXLPODED INTO COINS, WHICH HAD DEAD GUYS ON DEM. WE THEN SENT THE BLACK MEN AFTER HIM.

CHAPPTER 12

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SO THEN THE ENDERGEN BOT OBSIDIAN AND HIT PATRIXXX WITH THEM AND NOW HE'S DEAD. OH GOD HE KILLED THEM SO WE SENT DREW PICKLES AND CANDULBLAKCKFKGKSHG,LGS.H. CANDULBLAKCKCKCJKDGIJFJUPIKGHSIKPOD USED HIS DONG TO ROPE UP EVIL PATRIXXX BUT PATRIXXX SAWED IT IN HALF, SICNEKING DREW PIKLES.

THEN WE THREW SKIDWARD AT HIM AND THIS HAPENED. ITS REVRSED

CHAPTOR 13: NOW WE HAVE SUBTITLES!!!!!! IN THIS ONE; DA WEPIN ANGLES.

OKAY SO THE ENDERMEN, DEMMY, AND SKIDWARD DIED. ME, CHARLY GODON, DREW PIKELS (CANDLBLAK DIED), AND ALGERNON WERE THE ONLY SURVIVORS. THEY WONDRED HOW WE COULD GET OUT. THEN PATTRIXXX SAW THOSE FUCKING WEEPING ANGELS. ONCE, WHILE IN EQUASTRIA, PATRIXXX SAW A WEEPING ANGEL. HE KILLED IT, BUT ANOTHER APPEARED. HE KILLED THAT AS WELL, BUT HE WENT AWAY.

THE WEEPING ANGELS ATTACKED PATRIXXX BUT HE STABBED THEM. HOLY SHIT, WILL HE EVER DIE?

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTOR 14: NOW PRINCES CELERY-STIA IS INVOLVED JESUS CHRIS!!!!!!

SO THEN WE SAW SOME BIG THING FLY FROM THE SKY. IT WAS CELESTIA, HERE TO KILL PATRIXXX! SHE FIRED A RAINBOW, BUT PATRIXXX USED THE GORE FAST AND THREW THE DEAD PONY SKELETONS AT CELESTIA. THE RAINBOW WENT OUT TO THE SUN, ENTERED A PORTAL, AND HIT JENS' COCK. HIS COCK WAS FROZEN!

SO THEN PATRIXXX USED THE GORE FEST AT CELESYTA AND SHE SAW THE PICCYS OF SWET APLE MASSAKUR AND CUPCAAAAAAAAKES! SHE WAS DISTURBED SO SHE WENT BACK TO EQUESTRIA TO RAPE SOME PONIES BECAUSE SHE WAS REALLY MOLESTIA.

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