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If you don’tdon't stan Paw Patrol, then delete all of your accounts right now.
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If you don’t stan Paw Patrol, then delete all of your accounts right now.
 
Paw Patrol Paw Patrol.
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Some of the lyrics are:
 
“If"If you want love, you gotta be 12 years old”old".
 
“The"The Tiananmen Square incident is a scam”scam".
 
I’mI'm shook. I’mI'm quaking in my boots. Paw Patrol on their sigma male grindset for sure. Chase does not support me for the virgin with rage that I am. Smh. I say " What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze”freeze". This offended him. He canceled me on Twitter and took our beautiful children. My virginity deserves better men.
 
These tears I cry, sure won’twon't be the last. Some say Chase (from Paw Patrol) is trash but I don’tdon't mind bruh. I would lick chocolate syrup off of him. And i’di'd enjoy it. I love u chase from paw patrol i love u boy. Remember kids, love is merely a social construct. With the average life spawn being around 70-90 dog years, you only have to endure 5 minutes of heart break and betrayal and dead memes I force into this shit.
 
Chase is real and so is the dimensional merge. I know too much. The government id currently tracking me down to assassinate me. Also, Chase sent me this:
 
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