Payday 2: DLC Edition

One day I was playing Payday 2 on my computer, and while almost completing Hoxton Breakout on death wish the game decided to commit suicide. I wondered why it had decided to do this, when I was redirected to the Payday 2 store page. I read that there was a free update that would add flamethrowers, so I thought "Why not?" After waiting 35 minutes for this 245 mb update to install and unpack, the game launched. I jammed the esc button, and when I got to the title screen Dallas was bleeding hyper realistic blood out of his mask. So logically I went to try Hoxton Breakout again, but the map screen looked like D.C got hit by a nuclear bomb. The only available mission was "Hoxton did nothing wrong" on death wish. Since I lost part of brain in an encounter with a coat hanger, I decided not to close my game and played the mission. In the mission, me and 3 A.I players were in the safe house, and Bain immediately started whining about the drill. I went to try and find the drill, but there wasn't one, so I went back to my teammates and they were all gone. I was wondering what happen, when I got tazed, shot by a sniper, shot by a bulldozer, and drop kicked by a cloaker. My screen started gushing out hyper realistic blood, and then a skulldozer popped out and arrested me.

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