Peking ducks

picture of a pekin duck

so once i woke up and there was a peking duck in front of my face. i quickly backed away in suprise and i put it outside.  when i turned around i saw 5 pekin ducks on the floor. i put them outside and i couldn't belive my ass. uh i meant my eyes. there were a million of pekin ducks on my front yard. they were everywhere i turned around and there were thousands of pekin ducks in my house quacking. i tried putting them outside but everytime i do more of them get in my home. i then looked in the mirror and i had a reflection of a pekin duck. the duck then came out of the mirror and killed me. and then a skeleton popped out