PepsiMan.exe
Hi everyone. If you are reading this, they got me. Or should I say... he got me.
One day, I went down to my local game store, and noticed a box on the ground next to the vending machine outside. I obviously looked inside of it and found an old game cartridge titled "PepsiMan". I have never heard of this game before. So, I took it home, completely forgetting what I came there to buy. I did a little research on the game and stumbled across videos claiming how weird it was and how it was a brand deal in a cartridge. So naturally, I excitedly popped the game into my console. What happened next was scarring.
I booted up the game, and saw the beautiful menu screen, consisting of the word "PepsiMan" in the signature Pepsi font with a background of a city. However, I noticed that in the videos I watched on the game, PepsiMan stands next to the title on the title screen, but he wasn't there on mine. Odd, but whatever, I thought. I hit start, and the game turned blood red for a split second before turning to black. Just a graphical bug, I thought. But then, then I was horrified.
As the loading screen came to a close, I realized my character wasn't PepsiMan. Instead of his blue, red, and white color scheme, he was red and white only. That's when I realized the true horror behind what I was seeing.
I'm not playing as PepsiMan... I'm CokeMan.
I felt tears running down my face, but I couldn't stop playing. I was killing innocent people like nothing. It felt right. There was no Pepsi to be found anywhere. Then, my TV shut off. I got sad, but happy. Then, my door opened, and a can of Pepsi with blood on it rolled through. I look over at my TV, and see static. I hear a voice say, "Come here and taste my crispy liquid."
I run away to my bathroom, and hide in the towel closet. And that's where I am now. As of writing this, he hasn't found me yet, but hes coming close. Actually, hes opening the door right now. All I see is the red and white color scheme.
Come here. Coke is love. Coke is life.
Credited to Beanboiproductions
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