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One day, I went down to my local game store, and noticed a box on the ground next to the vending machine outside. I obviously looked inside of it and found an old game cartridge titled "PepsiMan". I have never heard of this game before. So, I took it home, completely forgetting what I came there to buy. I did a little research on the game and stumbled across videos claiming how weird it was and how it was a brand deal in a cartridge. So naturally, I excitedly popped the game into my console. What happened next was scarring.

As the loading screen came to a close, I realized my character wasn't PepsiMan. Instead of his blue, red, and white color scheme, he was red and white only. That's when I realized the true horror behind what I was seeing.

 

 

I felt tears running down my face, but I couldn't stop playing. I was killing innocent people like nothing. It felt right. There was no Pepsi to be found anywhere. Then, my TV shut off. I got sad, but happy. Then, my door opened, and a can of Pepsi with blood on it rolled through. I look over at my TV, and see static. I hear a voice say, "Come here and taste my crispy liquid."

 

Come here. Coke is love. Coke is life.

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