Persona 5 the Animation: The Day Breakers LOST EPISODE

Prologue

Persona 5 is one of my favorite video games of all time. It totally isn't a game where it preaches to you like you don't know what basic human good is. I was a big fan of the game. I had the plushies, the games, and even the books. I loved the game to death, until my friend Billy messaged me with a strange episode of the animated series, Persona 5 the Animation: The Day Breakers. Below is an attached copy of the e-mail:

"Dear Weeb, You like Persona 5, yes? Here's an episode I found online that isn't fake! It's 100% real, and it is not found anywhere else! See You, Billy"

Wow. Billy had a great deal; an episode of the anime for free! However, when I watched it, I started to feel very queasy and uncomfortable. The intro was usual, but it had the Oggy & The Cockroaches theme song with hyper-realistic eyes on all of the characters. I felt sick, but I continued to watch the episode because I do not care about my health. Sorry, CDC!

The Episode

When the episode began, it shown the Phantom Thieves of Hearts going around in the Metaverse. All of the sudden, Yusuke Kitagawa gets hungry, and asks the gang, "Hey guys, can I please have some food?", before the gang says "No" in unison. Yusuke gets mad, and he starts getting fatter and fatter, before eating Morgana out of a fit of rage in a John K. style. The other characters flee from his anger, before Ann is next. She gets eaten, and then, it's Ryuji's turn. He says, "Oh shit, man!", before getting eaten as well. Haru and Futaba get grabbed by Yusuke, getting put into a trash bag. The bag is then microwaved, and then Yusuke eats the bag.

After fleeing, Joker, Makoto, and Goro Akechi all flee from Yusuke. However, Makoto gets grabbed, and then is covered in Frank's Red Hot. Yusuke then dips her in ranch, eats her, and says, "Good meal", before he flees to eat Goro Akechi. Akechi gets covered in Cheetos powder (Which is from a drug dealer), and then gets eaten by Yusuke. "Mmm!", he says. He then says, "Now for my last victim!", before looking at Joker himself. Joker says to Yusuke, "Relax. We all live in a society!", before the Oggy & The Cockroaches ending song is played, and Yusuke proceeds to eat Joker. Yusuke then sits on the ground and goes, "Ah.", before the episode ends.

After I watched this episode, I sold all of my Persona 5 stuff, and then, I died.

Epilogue

I would much rather eat Kickstart potato salad than read this crap. What were they thinking?!

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