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I once loved gift cards…cards... but something happened that made me change my mind. '''This is a true story BTW!''' I was driving to the store to get some groceries and I saw a sign for a garage sale. I drove there and got out of my car to see just one table, a box, and an old man wearing a wizard’swizard's hat. I paid no attention to this and looked at the box. In the box was a toy car, a dead fish, a game cartridge that had "castlevania.exe”exe" written on it, and a wallet. I promptly bought all of this for the low price of a drop of my blood and social security number! What an odd old man. I was looking through my new stash of goodies and I also found a old book written by a man named Tom called "EXE: a story about haunted computers”computers" and a CD case full of songs by Justin Beiber, AWSOME! But something caught my eye. Out of the wallet stuck a card. I opened the wallet to see a ton of gift cards! Cards to Subway, Costco, Target, Fred Meyer, Bubba Gump, Home Depot, and more. One of the cards was to my favorite grocery store so I went there to buy some food.

I went there and again as I grabbed my stuff (a black cartridge with "Sonic”Sonic" scribbled on it in black sharpie and a hyper-realistic Tails plushy) and handed the cashier the gift card '''ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!!!11!!1!!1!''' I was beginning to see a pattern but again I brushed it off as a weird coincidence. I grabbed my stuff, as the other costumers where cowering with fear, and left the store. My final stop was to a butcher shop so I can pick up an odd mystery meat that people said was delicious but had no idea what it was.

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