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I once loved gift cards…cards... but something happened that made me change my mind. '''This is a true story BTW!''' I was driving to the store to get some groceries and I saw a sign for a garage sale. I drove there and got out of my car to see just one table, a box, and an old man wearing a wizard's hat. I paid no attention to this and looked at the box. In the box was a toy car, a dead fish, a game cartridge that had "castlevania.exe" written on it, and a wallet. I promptly bought all of this for the low price of a drop of my blood and social security number! What an odd old man. I was looking through my new stash of goodies and I also found a old book written by a man named Tom called "EXE: a story about haunted computers" and a CD case full of songs by Justin Beiber, AWSOME! But something caught my eye. Out of the wallet stuck a card. I opened the wallet to see a ton of gift cards! Cards to Subway, Costco, Target, Fred Meyer, Bubba Gump, Home Depot, and more. One of the cards was to my favorite grocery store so I went there to buy some food.
 
Now this is where the bad things happen. I finally got done grabbing my groceries and I was purchasing them and I handed over one of my gift cards. She slid the card and she said my current balance left was $665.99 (phew, that was close) but as she was handing back my card '''A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1!'''The skeleton killed her then disappeared into thin air. I got a picture of the skeleton for Facebook btw. I blew this off as a coincidence and headed to my local game shop to pick up some old Sonic games (I was a huge fan of Sonic.)
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I went back to the man who sold me the gift cards house and the house wasn't there!!!!!111!1!1!!! All that was there was a wireless phone with hyper-realistic breathing coming from the other end. I asked who it was and the guy on the other side of the line said, "I'm dead! '''AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE!!!11!!!'''" and I was like "how am I talking to a dead dude on the phone? And how can I see dead people? That must mean I'M DEAD!!!!111!!!"
 
I'm writing this story from ''Deadguytropolis''. The last thing I will say to you is…is...
 
'''DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT!!!11!'''
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