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After learning of my father's deception, I had to say I was not very happy not Siree I was not! I pulled out a large wooden spoon while McSad pulled out a chainsaw, Slimer pulled out a proton pack, and Alister pulled out a jar of toe nail clippings. Seriously Alister you've changed. "Uh what are you all doing?" My father asked curiously but he quickly put 2 and 2 together and started making a break for it. We spent the rest of the day chasing my father around the entire summer camp, and I'm happy to report that following the death of Mr Turtle everything worked out just fine. Sun-N-Fun Island finally managed to gain some traction after I scored a deal with the local prison camp who offered to send some of their prisoners to my island as my activities did more damage to them than the prison's punishments could ever hope to. I was very polite to the prisoners as they struggled to make Marconi art. I got right up in their faces while they were working as I proclaimed, "oh that is very nice indeed!" Also, McSad eventually learned to shave off his smelly beard and got married and Alister packed up his bags and moved back to Ant Island where he got a job as a local bishop. Probably the best thing for him to be honest. And so to conclude, always remember to believe in yourself and you can achieve great things because that's totally what this story was about right? Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for camp fire songs. Oh yes, let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire songs. This is Salvatore Torini signing off! |
After learning of my father's deception, I had to say I was not very happy not Siree I was not! I pulled out a large wooden spoon while McSad pulled out a chainsaw, Slimer pulled out a proton pack, and Alister pulled out a jar of toe nail clippings. Seriously Alister you've changed. "Uh what are you all doing?" My father asked curiously but he quickly put 2 and 2 together and started making a break for it. We spent the rest of the day chasing my father around the entire summer camp, and I'm happy to report that following the death of Mr Turtle everything worked out just fine. Sun-N-Fun Island finally managed to gain some traction after I scored a deal with the local prison camp who offered to send some of their prisoners to my island as my activities did more damage to them than the prison's punishments could ever hope to. I was very polite to the prisoners as they struggled to make Marconi art. I got right up in their faces while they were working as I proclaimed, "oh that is very nice indeed!" Also, McSad eventually learned to shave off his smelly beard and got married and Alister packed up his bags and moved back to Ant Island where he got a job as a local bishop. Probably the best thing for him to be honest. And so to conclude, always remember to believe in yourself and you can achieve great things because that's totally what this story was about right? Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for camp fire songs. Oh yes, let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire songs. This is Salvatore Torini signing off! |
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