Pokémon: Dark Blue

One Anonymous Person on Ebay was selling a copy of Pokémon: Blue Edition. There was only ONE bid for it, Being $69:00. When That Person bought it they recorded it with a potato camera. I looked it up, But nothing was found. But I heard my doorbell ring. It was a copy of Pokémon: Blue Edition! As I was thinking "How did this get here? was there another order that got ordered to the wrong house?" But having no mind, I put the game in my Gameboy. There was an mass of glitchy pixels, As I could barely make out the words: POKEMON : DARK BLUE. I pressed start, only to be met with an quick encounter which was a Squirtle. Of course, I didn't have any Pokémon. But there was only one option, That was "kill." I chose it, and it showed a brutal death of the Squirtle getting punched and stabbed then getting caught. I threw up in my mouth, Then tried to quit the game. But I couldn't. It forced me to play all of this thing that the seller called "a game." Then I was suddenly transported to the final rival battle. Gary's Pidgeot was oddly covered in water and looked like it drowned. Then the Pidgeot fainted really quick. and the battle ended. Then I heard a loud screech. Then another glitchy mass of pixels was shown but massive. Then my Gameboy Shutdown.

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