Pokemon Crimson.gba
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I used to be normal. . . I know you're not going to believe this but one day. I went on to Ebay and I found a cartridge of Pokemon red the sellers name this game cartridge is hacked dude I found nothing wrong with that name. I ordered it and then it came one minute later I was like what but how? Next I put it into the Super game boy I found out on the title screen it said Pokemon Hell Red I thought that was just a glitch instead of game freak copyright 95,96,98 Game freak inc. it said copyright 666 Game Freak inc. I was like still like totally a glitch (note the character is stupid please don't sympathize with him) and so i went on my Pokemon adventure and then Professor oak showed up on screen. Professor Oak had no eyes and where his eyes where it was bleeding profusely with hyper realistic blood! Oak said his normal spiel but at the end it said enjoy your adventure Your Next! I was like What does that mean? I woke up and the game was normal up until i went to Professor oaks lab and went to choose my starter Pokemon the three choices were Smiledog,Slender,and Jeff. OMG how many glitches can a game have i mean it can't be hacked that's impossible and then Jeff the killer came out of my screen and turned me into a potato and then I exploded the end. My friend Tom came to my house 10 years later he knocked on the door and a person answered hello yes wheres Jake well boy he's been dead for ten whole years!
