Pokemon Dark Demon Red

Mad Shotgun Skinner still at large! Killed The Superintendent with a shotgun 666 years ago.

Okay, hear me out. I am a dedicated pokemon fan despite the fact that I am a 53 year old man, I have always played it since it came out. My wife would always fight me over it and even left me over it, but I didn't care as pokemon was important. Especially Pokemon Dark Demon Red. I was on my way to my million dollar mansion when an old hobo offered me a mint condition copy of Pokemon Dark Demon Red. I took it and then he dissapeared. Odd. I still walked away and put it into my DS when I got home, I planned to eat but no, this game was more important than survival yaknow what I mean guys? So when I put it in, it showed pokemon Dark Demon Yellow instead of Dark Demon Red. It's just a glitch, I thought. So I played and it and when Oak asked me if I was a boy or girl, suddenly both options were overwritten as dark and demon. I selected dark and than Oak said "fuck off nerd im on vacation" and he walked off of the screen. The game crashed and when I got it working again he said "fuck off nerd im on vacation" and the same thing happened. Weird. I searched up how to fix this and apparently Dark Demon Red doesn't exist, neither does yellow, only blue does. So I went and found another mysterious hobo who gave it to me and dissapeared, but then when I played it it showed professor oak without eyes.

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"ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL" he asked and hit my character with a book. It made me cull boy, than I got put in game in a pokemon battle with a guy designated DARK DEMON BLUE RED AND YELLOW" weird. I threw my pokemon "BOY" at him and one shotted him. Boy turned to the screen and verbalized "keep playing and I'll kill you." This replica sure is glitchy. I did the rational thing and kept peregrinated, and things only got glitcher. Prof. Oak appeared again and verbalized to me "Charlie, you cerebrate this is a glitch, but this is a possessed facsimile of dark demon red you fucking plonker." He kenned my designation, but I kenned of course this was a glitch additionally. Gradually the screen zoomed in on his face, and I appeared in lavendar town pokemon centre. My character was in a threesome and it was super sultry. First non glitch I conjecture. Gradually my DS exploded and I broke my arm, but the cartridge was fine. I kept playing because it was way too paramount.

It resumed in the threesome and when my character left they prehended a shotgun and ambulated into lavender tower, suddenly the game turned into doom and I had to kill the demons. Another glitch, holy fuck. This is getting weird. I extracted the cartridge and decided to peregrinate to a noetic asylum as I am limpidly a little fuckin loonie if I kept playing this. Nah, just kidding. Pokemon is my life. As I kept playing I realized I hadn't eaten but fuck eating. I just kept playing. Slowly and surely I got even hungrier and decided to get up and eat a sandwich. When I got back prof. Oak was eating a sandwich too and said "Charlie. You are clearly not a bright fellow. But please listen to me. You need to shut this game off right now and let my spirit rest in peace."

I shook my head no, and he jumped up and down with great abhorrence and than threw a steamed ham at me. Weeeeeeeeeeeeird. Gradually, I realized that this must be the superintendent the crazy dood killed 666 years ago. With all the steamed heads. I asked him about this, and he began describing his story in great detail.

"So, I asked for arms, not legs, and then skinner mlg rekt me with a shotgun. I wanted revive because of raygun, but he killed me anyways. He is a bully." So I prehended an axe and set out to kill him. I hired slenderman to avail me fight him. I withal evoked a giant snail. We arrived at his house and he offered us steamed heads. We ran past him and he got his shotgun and commenced bleeding again. Slenderman, my snail and I all got yare to commit the ultimate battle. Than, out of nowhere, the superintendent awoke.

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Skinner spoke, and said "Die you foolish brutes." My snail rammed him and broke his legs but he snapped them back into place. He shot me with a shotgun in the face and I survived due to my handsome features. Slenderman grabbed him with his arms and got shot, he was downed. Slowly skinner approached me and my snail, but we ripped his arms off and blood fell out. they came back on and he shot us again.

[Missing image: Ascendedskinner.png] Gradually skinner Ascended. He fastened his pants and verbalized "If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world." This was pellucidly a satanic chant. He perpetuated. "Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either! Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." But slenderman revived himself and interrupted skinner. While peregrinating with my snail, I realized I got sexual powers by optically canvassing the threesome. I air-thrusted and it aroused skinner, but he was interrupted by the spirit of the superintendent who shot him with his shotgun. Skinner slipped out his final words, which were "Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus." Slowly he died, but possessed the superintendent who in turn possessed slenderman. I called for backup and realized I still had my snail, so we fought slenderskinnersuperintendent. I called for more backup, and suddenly the most muscular man ever, Damian Lillard, answered my call.

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We realized even with out immense physical prowess we couldn't do it alone. We had to summon the all powerful... Mr. Teacher Man.

We all banded together and had to fight slenderskinnersuperintendent. This would not be an easy battle. We all charged and smoke and fire ensued Skinner's home, as demons and devils surrounded us and joined their side. We continued to fight, losing limbs and blood, we even lost our dear friend Mr. Teacher Man in this battle, But Damian Lillard and I decided we could not let him die in vain. We continued our onslaught as a fight kept ensuing.

The demons cried in terror as they were losing, slenderskinnersuperintendent showed fear in his eyes. He screamed in fear as I got the final shot in his face, but EVIL PATRIXX blocked the shot, ripping my head off. Damian Lillard gave me CPR and I lived, though. We fought for 666 hours until Damian got tired, and they took him hostage. I realized I was alone, my snail even abandoned me.

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The demons shrunk Damian's muscles, as he shrieked. He felt his arms turn into actual twigs. He didn't know what to do.

I cried hyper realistic blood as slenderskinnersuperintendent stood above me, cutting my head off again and this time I began bleeding to death, EVIL PATRIXXX vanquishing me. I died.

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