Pokemon Ketshup and Mustard
Author's note: Some Trollpasta I wrote back in 2022
Hello, my name is Hugh, Hugh Jazz.
This is my story of how I got to play Gen 10 of Pokemon, during a time where Gen 9 was new.
It was a story that has affected me so much, I'm now scared of Ketshup and Mustard. :(
So, here we go...
It was a Saturday morning, I stood up from my Bed, made some Juice, because I was about to watch Blues Clues!.... only to realize that Dora the Explorer was running on TV during that time... GOD I HATE THAT SHOW!!!
And then someone knock knocked at the door, I guessed it was that guy who wanted his money back.
I didn't wanna lose so I punched him in his face and took his shoes!... he was a fan who wanted to give me a game...
ALWAYS HAVE CLUES
After apoligizing to him and giving him some McDonalds, he gave me the game.
The game was called "Pokemon Ketshup and Mustard".
The title fascinated me, "Two Pokemon Games as one Game?! Gamefreak evolved!!!"
I said bye bye to my Fan, my Fan stepped on a stone without shoes and cried, and I got home.
With lightspeed, I made it to my Kitchen, turned on my Microwave, inserted the game, and started it.
The game opened up with an title screen, that looked poorly Fotoshoped and I pressed start.
Like every other Pokemon game, there's an Professor named after a Tree.
Professor: "Hello, welcome to the world of Pokemon, my name is Professor Onision"
When I heard his name I was like
"WTF, the Professor is named after an Onion?!?!"
Prof. Onision: "I used to catch children, but now I'm into Pocket Monsters that you can put in small balls and force to fight others."
The Professor was so weird...
Anyways, after that creepy Intro, and naming my Rival "Amanda Hugginkiss", the journey begins.
I had the choice between 3 Starters:
-Elon Musk
-Card
-Ash Ketshum
Obviously, I choosed Elon Musk, so that I have the money to buy a chocolate bar.
BUT THEN, when I nicknamed Elon Musk "Dumbass", a JUMPSCARE.
The Screen turned off, and then turned on again, and it showed the face of JUSTIN BIEBER.
I was shocked, I screamed loud, my Neighbours were complaining, and I punched my Microwave.
And that was the story.
Since then, my life was no longer the same.
The End
Written by UmbreonAnimate
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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