Pokemon Y Did this Happen to Me: Difference between revisions

Hi, my name is Stanislaw Alkoholikski. I'm the emperor of Poland, or at least I was before a haunted video game flipped turned my life upside-down and I ended up working at a MkDónąłdski (the Polish equivalent of McDonald's).

 

 

He gave me a copy of Pokemon Y, so I decided later that night to play it instead of sleep much like what one of those American kids would do. I started the game and everything seemed normal up until I started the game. The title screen's colors were inverted and the title was backwards, so it read "Y nomekoP", which obviously was "top kek" in my native language. Was this game trying to troll me? I went on and when professor Tree was supposed to "welcome me to the world of <strike>AIDS</strike> Pokemon" he told me to go fuck myself instead. Then it cut to an animation of my character masturbating in a black void to a picture of a Gardevoir.

 

Eventually I became depressed and ate a lot, so I gained a lot of weight and was fired from the ... hell, I'm not going to type it again because it takes too much effort. But I grew Poland's largest mustache and gave mustache rides to random people, and they gave me ass loads of money for them. I was still pretty depressed, so I burned Poland to the ground and moved to Russia. Should've done that fifteen years ago; I could've saved a lot of time doing that then.

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