Pokemon Yellow: Depressed Version

I had recently ran in to one of my most favorite childhood games, Pokemon Yellow. I was filled with joy when I saw it and I kkew I took good care of it because the sticker was brand new, or at least at the moment, I thought it was... I got my GBA and popped the cartridge right in and nostalgia comes back. When I got to the title it was a sad pikachu and over pikachu it read: "Pokemon Yellow: Depressed Version". I thought to my self "Maybe it's just old...". So I press start to see if my old file was there, It was! "Trainer: JASON Time: 120:42 Pokedex:136 Badges: 8" But I was shocked because I entered "ASH" and not my real name but I ignored it at the time. So I started the game and surprisingly the Pikachu wasn't in front of me so I thought, "Let's move him to the first slot"! I check my team: Mewtwo Lv.1 HP: 1/45. Huh? I said to my self.

I didn't care so I continued on the game. I get to Fuschia city, and Prof. Oak appears and Challenges me to a battle?! He sends out a BLOODYKYO (A dark red Kyogre) Lv.??? and BLOODYKYO grabs Mewtwo by his tail the grabs the neck and strangles him. Professor Oak Later says "We killed your pokemon and this crap pokemon will come to my hell. Then in my head I say, "I thought he loved pokemon..." and the game goes "I never loved them. I don't study them. I study with them." I say "what?" He says "We test food, medicine and beauty products with them. They are worthless creatures that can't speak."

I throw my GBA to the wall. Then I heared all of my Pokemon murmur. I pick up my gameboy and it says "Your Pokemon: Why did you abandon us? 10 years without using us! Oak got to us! Now you have to pay... I see me DSi turn on out of nowhere and it boots up my Platinum and it goes staright to Jubilife City. Everyone dies. "The entire Sinnoh region is destroyed because of them" My DSi reads. It turns off and the GBA says "PLEASE LOVE US OR WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS UNTIL YOU LOVE US." I throw the GBA to the wall again popping out the battery. I say to myself, thank god. I picked up Pokemon Yellow and threw it in the trash where it belonged. A day after this incident, the cartridge appears next to my night stand...

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