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I myself began living a normal life by breaking into people's homes, and stealing their books because I've become quite an arsehole thanks to Mr Big's influence. I never thought that one bad bootleg could have such disastrous consequences. So, guess it's true what they say in Hollywood; perhaps society is to blame. Now if you excuse me friends I've got a house party up near Fort Wallace to attend. I'm going to impress the party goers with my rad dancing moves. I had previously tried to impress the people who rode my trains with my rad dancing moves, but I had no such luck due to Mr Big waving his finger in front of me while pulling an incredibly smug face. Oh my giddy aunt there is so much smug in this story! If there's anymore smug I think I'm gonna shit myself. So, if you're ever in a cafe and you think the cashier looks an awful lot like Sylvester Stallone; get the fuck out of there! Run and don't look back. Maybe then you'll be safe, and though I've grown old the bell still rings for me as it does for all those who truly believe.
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