Poopy McFartybutt

I will tell you the story of Poopy McFartybutt

Poopy's original name was Joey McJoeyjoe

Butt then he had to go to the bathroom

He sat down and began to poop

He thought it wouldn't take long

Butt it kept coming

And coming

And coming some more

He spent the entire night pooping

With farts mixed in

The next morning he was still pooping

He had to go to work

With a long trail of poop behind him, he drove to work

People looked at him

Calling him nicknames

One man called him "Poopy McFartybutt"

He liked it and it stuck

And that's how he got his name "Poopy McFartybutt"

The scary part?

He lost his dick in the process

And he uses his poop to do people

Even me

End

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Written by Rtivey
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