Porra The Evil Pong Spirit

Hey people it's Agnus here to imform all of you about "Porra" the spirit that haunts infamous videogame "pong"

THis misadventure all started 3 days ago.

i was walking into my Room and i saw my little brother He was complaining about all of the abuse that i made him go trought he was revolted.

I snapped and started to brutally beat him down with no mercy like a bloody wounded bull after seeing a Red flag.

But then he stand up bleeding like a fountain of pure brutality and looked into my eyes with the determination of a Gamer Warrior.

"I challange you for a game of Pong" he said i started to cry blood and pissed my pants but this time in rage my body was filled with the most despairfull agonising rage just like the rage off a Savage Queen after being betrayed by a lesser

I had to accept his challange to keep my pride and he didn't have a chance against my pong skills anyways

so we sit down and the game started.

I rapidly scored 3 my little brother was shaking the whole time like ghost frog after being hitten by a collosal amount of salt only worthy of a bloody ocean

Then he said: "Agnus my Sister you don't know what you are getting yourself into i started this game knowing that i would lose." His voice Starts to get distorted like a broken record of old venge

he continued "That's why i SACRIFICE MY HUMANITY AGNUS!" He rapidly started to stab his arm with a knife the knife had "Porra" writen on it he seemed to be in imense pain but he was determined to keep stabbing himself just to beat his sister that has been abusing him for years even if he died he needed to drag his sister with him to the darkest pits of the menacing Red Hell

I start to beat the living shit out of him with all my might like a complete savage but it was too late his body inflated and decayed until it formed a giant sphere with "porra" writen on it"

my Hands were being attracted by the controller even if i wanted to i couldn't stop the feeling of wanting to grab the controller it was like feeling the need to rub one but 100 times worse.

On screen appeared Porra he was a pixelated human while his body was completly pixelized and looked like the average character from an atari game he had hyper realistic bloody eyes

we started to have a fierce Pong match

The game was tied with an 7-7 i asked to Porra "why?" he explained:

I am justice! i am an entity that has the power to master any skill as long as i sacrifice someone consensually i was given this power to protect the weak with a cost when i was killed by my mother but i was sealed on this videogame your brother was about to commit suicide because of you last night so i couldn't let it end like this i was abble to contact your brother and give him the needed intructions to summon me.

this is getting interesting but i don't understand why someone would ever care about my brother he is a useless piece of shit i respect you for everything that you have done but that little piece of shit deserves to die in the most futile painfull way possible and i will never forgive you for giving his death a purpose

i kept playing the game with all of my skills of a pong champion my hands hurted and i was sweating and scared because i could only assume that losing this game would lead to my death but i kept holding on even if this anxiety felt like it was piercing trought my stomach. I was determinated to give my little brother the worst death possible i couldn't let it have a purpose

the score was 9-9 The pong ball went back and forth like it was trying to find a path out of this game to finally concede to someone the victory i felt like i was battling battling for everything that i belived on i wanted to give up like always but i can't give up this time i will never give up

right when Porra was about the score a point i remembered about my friends they belived on me they belived that i could torture my brother as much as possible then with a vision of my friends i started to use my controll with the fury of a savage defending the ball off

It's over Porra i have one thing a little thing that you don't have that's why you will never be abble to beat me

Porra asked:why? this is a game of pure coordination you can't do anything to surpass my abilities

I shouted:Unlike you I HAVE FRIENDS

My friends entered the scene breaking down the door and the windows and started to destroy the console and the TV like it was a disgusting cockroache that you would wake up to in a 1 star motel

So porra was completely destroyed i looked at the scene with a smile in a face i was abble to do it my brother's death was futile and useless

So me and my friends celebrated this ocassion with a pizza party we were insanely happy like we had just won the lotery but now this was better this was much more fortunate

At the end of the party i went to bed giggling like i had been blessed kissed goodnight by a gracious angel of death

The end

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