Portal: Cake
(Made by XtremeGamer297).One day i wanted to play Portal,but i heard the new version was out.Portal:Cake version.I went to GameNOW to get a game,now.
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I went to the store and said:Give me a game or i kill you in your sleep.The merchant gave me a game.It was called Portal:Cake.So i jumped and froze in the air of hapiness.
When i got home,i put the disc in and the game started.It started out good but then CAKEXXXXX popped out.It was a cake with a smile,some mustache,a knife and what was worst:NO FROSTING!!!!!!!OR CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!So i crapped myself.I went to level 1 and i found the Yummy Drones when i got the Plate Gun.So i shot a Plate at a Yummy Drone and ate it.I finished the level after some random 2 hours of filling up space.I went to level 2 and i saw a Yummy Drone hit me with its WHIP CREAM LAUNCHER!I died and had to start over while i was thinking "NOW THEY GOT WHIP CREAM?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?In rage i farted and the level blew up.Level 3 time.Too lazy to name all the levels.
Instead of the usual GLAdOS i fought UCEMDFRTADORT (Ultimate Cake Eating Machine Designed For Random Things And Destroying Random Things.)So i killed it with clever use of destroying its Delicious Core with the Toilet Launcher.And i said:YOU KILLED THE CAKE!Now you must DIE! And i pwnd it,and we all lived happily ever after until i farted from all the cake of the Core i ate.So everyone didnt live happily ever after!