Predictions for the Future That WILL Happen

Here is a list of predictions which will come true in the future.

1. Bernie Sanders will die soon (he is 100 years old).
2. EVIL PATRIXXX will live until the year 9999.
3. Communism will rule the world NEXT YEAR!
4. BaldarMatt will be arrested on July 32, 2016, and will intentionally drop the soap in prison because he is a desperate cunt.
5. Rim-jobs will be outlawed in the year ????.
6. The government will shut down Creepypasta Wiki on October 28, 2017 due to another religious Slenderman killing spree.
7. Undertale 2 will be released on September 11, 2018. The game will be a remembrance of 9/11 victims featuring the cast of Undertale.
8. People will still miss Hitler 100 years from now.
9. Donald Trump will stop being president on January 20, 2025.
10. Canada will lower the age of consent to 12 when a man by the name M. W. Joyce becomes president in the year 2019.
11. The US government will confirm all conspiracy theories on December 24, 2022, the day before world ends.
12. Nukes will be powered by cannabis. They will be featured on the television series, Ancient Aliens, in 2040.

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