Product From Hell

For the people that reading this pray for me because while I'm writing this I'm in a battle between life and death inside my bathroom. Let me go back 3 hours before my inevitable doom. I bought a bottle c4 thinking that it would boost my energy, oh this bottle of satan's ashes did give me a boost energy but not in a good way. Since I couldn't find the instructions on the bottle I took the risk of adding 3 scoops of it in my water bottle thinking my energy would boost 10 fold. After 30 mins went by I started walking to the gym, when I got there I felt an intense itch but I didn't care I was stoic so I had the mindset of believing it's my energy boosting. Every set I did It got worse. I felt my body ripping like flees was eating me from the inside. I couldn't bare the pain so I took my stuff and left, since the gym is a few blocks away from my house it is a decent walk to get back. While halfway there I felt the flees reached my stomach then that's when hell broke loose. I never thought I could run as fast as I did 3 hours ago, I was speed , I was flash, I was the cameraman that keep up with professional track runners, I was the car that film other HyperCars in their commercials, I was 5th gear of a tuned bmw. I kept up with a Bmw i8 that was driving 45mph next to me. By the time I got home and reach the bathroom it was then where my anus said it was time.

It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, While Removing every sinned I commited out my anus my friend name Alpha texted me. I couldn't even read his message properly due to the pain of my stomach. I told him to call 911 if I dont call him in the next hour, my feces reach the top of the toilet , I felt my butt cheek touching it, my pride left my soul, I started asking god if this is my punishment for not praying to him for the past couple of days now. At the moment all I can feel is my virginity being engulfed by this Danm forsaken C4.

I have a saying, a smart man learn from his mistakes but a wise man learn from other's mistakes. Please take your time and read this. If you ever thinking trying C4's DO NOT take more then one scoop or just don't buy it at all. But if you want to test your manhood, I dare you to take 3 scoop like me. And reply back to me (If I'm still alive) I promise you, you won't come out your bathroom alive.

An hour later (edit review): well I guess I'm still alive. I changed the rating to 3 stars instead of one because even though I just went through hell and having my virginity taken away, I lost 6pounds so i guess it helped.

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