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"Professor Oak wants milk because he is thirsty and he likes milk. He travels down to his sex dungeon to get his glass of milk, but unfortunately, the milk is tipped over on the ground so not all of it is in the bottle and also it's like a day old so he can't drink it because he's a fresh milk kinda guy. Now, he must travel to his old childhood house to find the only other bottle of milk known to exist. Blissfully unaware of what awaits him, Professor Oak trots along to his house to claim his treasure......"
I was weeping with fear at this point. Just WHAT was in that house?!?!?!? My gameboy was drenched in mytears (I was standing up while playing LMAO). Oh also I'm not at school anumore in this scene I'm back home. So game is now dtartring and now Professor Oak is within my conrol. I moved up (the only direction left on my d-pad, I ate the other ones when I was a kid) and then there was bloods EVERYWHERE. I knew that this houas was hanted IMMEDIATELY. I had to beat sweat off my eyebrowfrom becuse of how nervous I was. Bloods were practically GUSHING out of on of my game game boi. When I enter the dor in front of me, there is NOTHING but a room with television inside. The TV made fun of me and I hate it for this reason. I checked the tevelision and it gave me some SPOOKY DIALOGUE "It's a love story of two girls sharing a milkshake together. The movie is titled "2 girls, 1 cup””cup"". I was so stressed, I was crying. My nose was all snooty. I used the sneak key to walk around all stealthily, waking and out of the room’sroom's outside…outside.... And there was SUDDENLY A STAIR CASEWAS THERE. I pissing my pantaloons. I couldn’tcouldn't believe it all. WHY WAS THERE A STARE CASE. WHY ME???????
[[File:ProfOakHouseShots3.png|thumb|left|BLOODS EVERYWHAR]]
[[File:ProfOakHouseShots5.png|thumb|left|BADGE SCREEN]]
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I reluctantly went into down the stairs, and what greented me was was the glass of milk I came for!!!! I was relived. I could finally escape this hell house, once and for some! I walk to the milk………………………milk........................... AND THEN BLACK SCREEN. For approximately 52.38 hours…………………hours......................,………………................... AND THEN THERE WERE figures STANING IN FRONT OF ME. One was a woman, she was the scariest of all because women are scary. And surrounding The Pokemon Professor were 5 pokemon. Was this WOMAN there trainer..? WHY DID NOT SHE HAVE A FULL TEAM OF 6????? I was gasping from a lack of air, she has scared me so much that I am even not gay any more!!!!!
[[File:ProfOakHouseShots14.png|thumb|left|MILK FOUND]]
[[File:ProfOakHouseShots13.png|thumb|left|uh oh]]
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She there was a dialogues saying “There"There can be only one, Professor.”" After that there was a LOUD scare chord playing at MAXIMUM VOLUME and then the battles screen started. Weird enou, it wasn’twasn't the female…female... but instead the Hypno that was one of the 5 pokemon surrounding me. When that battle screen started, it said “Hypno"Hypno wants to fight”fight". LIKE IF THE HYPNO WAS A TRAINER IMSTEAD OF A A POKEMONN. I was vomiting all over my Game Gear, I was so scared, I couldnt barely stood up. His level was Lv. 666, aka, THE SATANIC NUMBER 666. I just wanted out at this point. I pulled up my “FIGHT”"FIGHT" options open and the options were “Bitch"Bitch Slap”Slap", “Piss"Piss Pants”Pants", “Go"Go Beyond”Beyond", and “Leer”"Leer". I knew this was out of the ordinary immediately, since NOBODY keeps Leer on their movesets as they level up!!!! Either that, or previous player was an DUMBASS. I chose Leer to lower the Hypor’sHypor's defense (it’sit's defense, not defence) and then the Hypno DIED. It’sIt's defense was lowered so much, it was lowered to negative ONE, and then it died becuse of this. One after the other, I fought each pokemans in a row, row row the boat, Persian, then Miltank, then Swampert, then Glaceon, all Lv. 666, all defeated with the move “Bitch"Bitch Slap”Slap". Once they were dealt with, the WOMAN appeared before me…me... “PkMn"PkMn Trainer Leaf wants to fight”fight" immediately, I was scared for my life…life... i would have been shaking in my boots if i had boots on!!!!!! (Women are scary)
[[File:ProfOakHouseShots6.png|thumb|left|Hypno fight]]
[[File:ProfOakHouseShots12.png|thumb|left|WOMAN :(]]
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Her level was instead Lv. 333, AKA AN ANGEL NUMBER APPARENTLY. She was the savior i guess. She was DECAPITATED which was pretty funny honestly and then she used TRANSFORM, but instead of transforming to a professor sprite oak, it was a sprite recreation of ME. It was hyperrealistic too. And also decapitated still. I had BLOODS from leaking from my neck hole!!!! I wasn’twasn't very impressed with the graphics, they looked like shit. A distorted, slowed down, reversed version of MEGALOVANIA FROM UNDERTALE started to playing, and she beat me in the game. And it just faded to black with the same SCARE CHORD playing and then the gameboy EXPLODEDwithin my handss. I cries for hours (I was a sore loser) and also I was traumatized. I looked up from the pillow of which I was crying into……into........ AND IT WAS A PROFESSOR OAK PLUSHIE WITH HYPERREALISTIC BLOODY TEARS ON IT. And then I died in real life!!!!!! I was so upset about this. I punched Sabrina in the face the next day. Fuck Sabrina.
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