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Hello humans. It is I, Sabrina. Sorry for the interruption, my human was being a bad girl. I assure you all these events are fictional. Now, excuse me. I must clean up and dispose of this awful, messy, stinky body somewhere. |
Hello humans. It is I, Sabrina. Sorry for the interruption, my human was being a bad girl. I assure you all these events are fictional. Now, excuse me. I must clean up and dispose of this awful, messy, stinky body somewhere. |
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Latest revision as of 22:57, 19 October 2022
It was a fine day, I was sitting at home, drawing and derping on the internet as usual, when suddenly, my pit bull hound mix, Sabrina, came home. I noticed there was something in her mouth, so I grabbed it trying to pull it out. She wouldn't let go. I tugged harder, but so did she. Not wanting to hurt her jaw, I gave her a treat, finally making her release. I picked up the object. There was a sticky red substance on it. Examining it further, I noticed it was an arm. She had ripped off an arm from someone. I looked back at Sabrina, she yawned and licked some blood off of her teeth. I was freaked out a bit. I went to go tell my mom, but Sabrina stared me down, telling me deep in her eyes, 'Clean it up.' I did as she commanded, getting a wet rag and cleaning the blood and a bit of muscle that had formed a huge puddle in our kitchen. Afterwards, I got back on my computer, which leads me to writing this story. Mom, I hope you find this. Please don't let her do this anymOH GOD SHE'S BITING MY HEAD SHE'S PULLING IT BACK OH DEAR LORD HELP ME IT HURTS PLEASE I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO SNAP MY NEGYVIYGVFUYCFTUCUDTXYTDXGDHHHHHHHH
Hello humans. It is I, Sabrina. Sorry for the interruption, my human was being a bad girl. I assure you all these events are fictional. Now, excuse me. I must clean up and dispose of this awful, messy, stinky body somewhere.
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