Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle grew up having nobody but his mom (who hits him frequently) and his dad who went to go get milk. his goofy ahh uncle tried to touch his weenie doodle o_o his mother hit the goofy ahh unclewith a bat. his asian cousin quanlingling dingle got arrested for robbery, aggravated assault, armed robbery, and scat. As a young adult Quandale never really made any friends because of his goofy ahh name but one, daquavious bingleton. as a young adult Quandale showed psychopathic tendencys. Rumors have been going around that he kidnapped 113 27-year-old men and has them in his basement. They have never been found. There is no evidence suggesting that quandale kidnapped them. no traces, no fingerprints, no nothing. He was spotted at a local park as seen here. Police raided Quandales house later that day and found human organs. Quandale was killed in the raid. It is said that Quandale walks the streets looking for men aged 27 to 31 to kill.

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Quandale Dingle grew up having nobody but his mom (who hit him frequently after he turned 20) and his dad who went to go get milk. his goofy ahh uncle tried to touch his xbox and steal it o_o his mother hit the goofy ahh unclewith a bat. he went insane because his victorian era british ahh cousin Quanglovious McHuckleberry got arrested for robbery, aggravated assault, armed robbery, scat, and biting the arm of a person who claims to have drunk 1.5 morbillion kilograms of tea. As a young adult Quandale never really made any friends because of his goofy ahh name but one day he met an evil version of himself, named daquavious bingleton.

As a young adult Quandale showed psychopathic tendencies. Rumors have been going around that he kidnapped 113 27-year-old men with a foul body odor and has them in his basement. They have never been found. There is no evidence suggesting that quandale kidnapped them. no traces, no fingerprints, nothing. He was spotted at a local park as seen here. Police raided Quandales house later that day and found human organs. The CIA was also involved, hypnotising his victorian era cousin McHuckleberry to stab him 87 times in the torso, in which Quandale died. It is said that Quandale used to walks the streets looking for men aged 27 to 31 to kill. Though the crimes he must've commit can be from his evil version daquavious bingleton.

If someone prepares a ritual for this poor framed soul Quandale, then his ghost will come to your room and add 2 personalized copies of Super Mario 64 and a looney tunes ahh anvil in which you can use to attack innocent bystanders.

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