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I left my house with a fully packed pack packed with packing peanuts and ventured off into the wilderness. The X point on the map was in Turner's woods. Across the street from my house. "LET'S GET THIS DONE, ACE!" I shouted to myself. |
I left my house with a fully packed pack packed with packing peanuts and ventured off into the wilderness. The X point on the map was in Turner's woods. Across the street from my house. "LET'S GET THIS DONE, ACE!" I shouted to myself. |
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Crawling prone across the leafy ground, I heard a rustling nearby. I knew something was behind me. In one swift movement i did a push-up so hard it propelled me 5ft into the air and I roundhouse kicked the predatory deer's head clean off. "Let's get this done, |
Crawling prone across the leafy ground, I heard a rustling nearby. I knew something was behind me. In one swift movement i did a push-up so hard it propelled me 5ft into the air and I roundhouse kicked the predatory deer's head clean off. "Let's get this done, Ace..." I whispered to myself noticing the deer had a concealed K-Bar knife. |
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Walking in the forest I came to a metal hatch in the ground. It required a 3-digit pin. I thought very hard. "3-digits |
Walking in the forest I came to a metal hatch in the ground. It required a 3-digit pin. I thought very hard. "3-digits hmmm..." i said to myself stroking my eyebrow. I typed in 1-9-4-4 and it opened! Another clue to the treasure was on the bottom of the container. It was a note saying: This ain't Lost m8! You'll have to work harder for the treasure! I Hid the treasure in 1944 to keep it away from the Illuminati! Here's a similar map! You'll find the next clue deep in the rainforest of the Congo! GLHF M8!!! I knew what i had to do. I had to find the treasure my grandfather hid. Even if it takes me around the world. |
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Journal Entry #2 Hyena Den |
Journal Entry #2 Hyena Den |
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"So why are we headed to Kyzyl?" Hans said. Remembering the greatest line of dialogue ever written i replied with "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." |
"So why are we headed to Kyzyl?" Hans said. Remembering the greatest line of dialogue ever written i replied with "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." |
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We got to Kyzyl to find it overrun with feral dogs. A naked man covered in melted cheese came running out of a burning building yelling at us we need to leave. Hans RKO'd him and we said in |
We got to Kyzyl to find it overrun with feral dogs. A naked man covered in melted cheese came running out of a burning building yelling at us we need to leave. Hans RKO'd him and we said in unison... "Let's get this done, Ace." |
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My LSAT cut through the feral dog horde while Hans carpet bombed the dogs from his Messerschmitt. We were both MLG. |
My LSAT cut through the feral dog horde while Hans carpet bombed the dogs from his Messerschmitt. We were both MLG. |