Raisin Bran is the most evil thing that could ever exist.: Difference between revisions

I walked through the cereal aisle. As I looked for my precious Honey Nut Cheerios, I spotted several others, Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then I spotted it out of the corner of my eye…eye..... Raisin Bran. I immediately dropped to my knees. It was as if the gates of hell had just opened up. Fire engulfed the area, I heard screams of anguish and torment, itfrom the other cereals. It felt like the inferno of Hades was burning off my flesh.

The other cereals were burnt cadavers, including my beloved Honey Nut Cheerios. All that stood was that goddamn Raisin Bran. I cried, “WHY"WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?”" Thethe Raisin Bran responded, “AN"AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!”" I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone,. thenI itwas appeared.gonna Abe figuresubjected thatto pickedthe up69th thecircle Raisinof Branhell, and uppercutted it intoby the oblivioncereal that itno belongedone inlikes. I looked at who had saved me from a fate worse than death. It was none other than Danny DeVito.