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I walked through the cereal aisle. As I looked for my precious Honey Nut Cheerios, I spotted several others, Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then I spotted it out of the corner of my eye….. Raisin Bran. I immediately dropped to my knees. It was as if the gates of hell had just opened up. I heard screams of anguish and torment |
I walked through the cereal aisle. As I looked for my precious Honey Nut Cheerios, I spotted several others, Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then I spotted it out of the corner of my eye….. Raisin Bran. I immediately dropped to my knees. It was as if the gates of hell had just opened up. Fire engulfed the area, I heard screams of anguish and torment from the other cereals. It felt like the inferno of Hades was burning off my flesh. |
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The other cereals were burnt cadavers, including my beloved Honey Nut Cheerios. All that stood was that goddamn Raisin Bran. I cried, “WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?” the Raisin Bran responded, “AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!” I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone. I was gonna be subjected to the 69th circle of hell, by the cereal that no one likes. |
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I then saw it from out of nowhere, a trash can came flying from the flames. It hit the cursed box of Raisin Bran, obliterating it instantly. A figure then stepped through the flames, my eyes widened when I saw who it was. It was none other than Danny DeVito. He then yelled, "I'M THE TRAAAAASHMAN!" before spitting garbage all over the floor.[[Category:Satire]][[Category:EVIL FOOD]][[Category:BATTELS]][[Category:Memes]] |
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I cried “WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?” The Raisin Bran responded “AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!” I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone, then it appeared. A figure that picked up the Raisin Bran, and uppercutted it into the oblivion that it belonged in. I looked at who had saved me from a fate worse than death. It was none other than Danny DeVito. |
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