Razzledazzle: The Truth
This is a fictional joke story, don't take it seriously.
Razzledazzle was a short lived CBeebies show which aired from February 14 - March 11 2005. The reason this show was cut so short is because the BBC realised what they were actually airing. Even I was surprised when I realised this! What am I talking about. You'll see...
Introduction
This show may look like nothing more than a weird show with an orange CGI creature going through weird portals, but if you thought that was the case, you'd be right...
JUST KIDDING!!!!! This show is actually a brainwash device! Let me tell you how!
My Theory
Let's start with the lead character himself; Razzledazzle! They are an orange creature with weird looking ears, weird big legs and weird big eyes. In every episode, he goes through 4 portals. Nobody knows what they're thinking, but Razzladazzle's curiosity forces them these dangerous portals due to the limitations of their braindead mind, I'll get to the portals later.
Let's move onto the intro. It shows Razzledazzle and his fascination of random objects and the sounds they make along with some random horn playing in the background. Then it gets too noisy. Razzledazzle uses his hand to make a sparkly orb. These orbs have various powers such as disappearance, summoning sound, ect. Then, they hear the sound of the portals. He them uses his hand to see what sound each portals make. Then, the selected portal opens up. Razzledazzle jumps in not noticing the obviously horrifying stuff that they are about to unleash upon the world!
First, they go through the pink portal; Rhyme Time. This is where Sarah Hope makes a weird performance to some random sound and Razzladazzle, NOT NOTICING THE OBVIOUSLY DISTURBING STUFF GOING ON, encourages the viewers to join in this ritual. Sarah them tells a peom while doing some weird hand gestures.
After that torment is over, Razzledazzle goes through the blue portal; Chit Chat. This is where Razzledazzle stalks a child who is minding their own business doing a random activity with their parents. Nothing too disturbing so often.
Next, Razzledazzle goes though a red portal; Bish Bash Bosh. This is where a bunch of children perform a ritual. Razzledazzle, NOT AFFECTED BY THIS DISTURBING SIGHT encourages the viewers watching to join in on this ritual. Razzledazzle also for some reason thinks this is excellent?!?!?!?!?!? Moving on.
Finally, there's the dreaded orange portal; Once Upon A Tale! This is where either Mina Anwar or Patrick Lynch tells and performs a tale with at least two children. This is where they train these children into officially join their cult!
After the cult meeting is over, we get the dreaded "Not So Long Song"! The lyrics of the Not So Long Song consist of "Do-wop a do-wop a dingalinga ding-dong" which in english translates to "Hope you enjoyed listening to our ritual, you are now officially a part of our cult..." The song continues like that. Eventually, everyone starts banishing to the shadow realm. At the end of the song, Razzledazzle say his last words before banishing, his last words being "We're surrounded by sound" before being killed by his own hand-fluids.
Conclusion
I will never see Razzledazzle the same way again, and neither will you... It is nothing more than just another brainwash device design to manipulate the children who think it is nothing more than just a kids show. If you were one of those people who thought it was just a kids show, you'd be wrong, for we are all SURROUNDED BY SOUND!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Credited to D374
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