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<p style="text-align:center;">'''This is some shitty parody I made of Red Tuesday, I
[[File:WreckinSkrubs.jpg|thumb|310px|WreckinSkrubs is kill
R.I.P. in peace]]
K, let me start off by saying that I am a HUGE CoD fanboy! I am a college student at ''
Last Thursday I was fucking around with my friends, Reggie Fils-Aime and some other unimportant people. Then I saw this weird looking Call of Duty (which I'm a fan of btw) game sticking out of the trash can near my house. It said ''Call of Duty: Modded WarFail 3: Wrath of Gabe Newell: Resurrection: Erection: STD Infection: In Your Pelvic Section: The Movie: The Game: HD''. I got a nostalgic boner when I saw this and decided to invite my friends to my house to play it, but then I realised that I
I pick yes but that introduction tho, it was wickity wack!!! It showed Fails from the Sanic series and Lucario getting >raped by Anon (can someone make this happen?) for exactly 14 seconds, 53 milliseconds, and 38 microseconds, this only bothered me because it ended. On the main menu there was 3 options: boring campaign, repetitive co-op, and unbalanced multiplayer. I
It was Soldier (remember him?) from tf2 getting spawn>raped for about 15 seconds while he said "srsly uninstall this GAYm, its shit, cum on guis STAHP, no fo real STAHP." I
I thought "
The screen went blank with BIG RED TEXT (Basically the screen
Before I knew it I was in the game, I was tied to the chair like Alex Mason (remember him?) there was a thing on my head that prevented me from talking but I was somehow able to scream. I kept screaming for da lulz until someone opened the door. The door opened and the shadow I saw turned into someone from Modded Warfail 3 (which
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Someone
Someone I worship.
I kept screaming while I wait for the person to load. It was Mutahar from SumExtraordinaryGaymores. Sometime later YuriOfWind entered the room and Mutahar said "
He said "
I forgot to check the back of the box for any weird shit that might happen. The real bad guy was Sweetwater from battlefield (<strike>remember him?</strike> nobody remembers the Battlefield campaigns cuz
"BOOM" said the truck, we were hit by a trickshotter, causing the me to be thrown out the vehicle. I woke up and saw Fluttershy getting >raped by <strike>over 9000</strike> a shit ton of demons and Nazis and after that, Spike and Discord >raped her for teh lulz (Palcomix/TiaraWhy/Pokehidden, if you are reading this, could you please make this happen?). Mutahar and YuriOfWind were taken away by handcuffs, then Scout, Spy, Medic, Engineer, Heavy, Soldier, Demoman, Pyro, Sniper, Star_, Jerma, Saxton Hale, the guys from VSauce, Cr1tikal, RebelTaxi, ReviewTechUSA, MaxMoeFoe, HowToBasic, Gordan Freeman, Barney Calhoun, Dr.Breen, Morgan Freeman, Gordan Ramsey, Barney Calhoun, Marasmus, Chell, Glados, Ricochet Guy, G-man, Grey Mann, Barney Calhoun, Fluttershy, the other ponies, Gabe Newell, ''Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan'' and Barney Calhoun were all taken away in a helicopter.[[File:Kawaitf2.jpg|thumb|TF2 people look like this.]]
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I woke up a while later tied up with glue on my mouth, HOLY SHET THIS JUST NOW BECAME 2SPOOKY4ME!!!!!!111!! All of my college friends were still alive except for Preston cuz I hate that asshole, fuckin douche. Macaroni then freed me and everyone else. But then . . . a helicopter crashed into the wall and spooky scary skeleton hands popped out and pulled me down.
I was in hell, also known as Burger King, I was trapped in a cage. My friend were being slapped in the face with dildoes (Is that the plural for dildo?, it
I ejaculated the gaym from my '''''<u>XBOX ONE</u>''''' and fell over. I have no memory of what just happened, despite this whole fucking novel I wrote of what just happened.
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