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K, let me start off by saying that I am a HUGE CoD fanboy! I am a college student at ''Detroit’s Interracial College (for) Kids.'' Now i’m going to tell you the events I witnessed known as Red Monday!
Last Thursday I was fucking around with my friends, Reggie Fils-Aime and some other unimportant people. Then I saw this weird looking Call of Duty (which I'm a fan of btw) game sticking out of the trash can near my house. It said ''Call of Duty: Modded WarFail 3: Wrath of Gabe Newell: Resurrection: Erection: STD Infection: In Your Pelvic Section: The Movie: The Game: HD''. I got a nostalgic boner when I saw this and decided to invite my friends to my house to play it, but then I realised that I don’t have any friends. I ran home and aggressively rammed the game into my E-Z Cracker. I sat down to play the game but a message popped up like a skeleton and said: "Warning, this game may or may not ruin your life and it may or may not set off a nuclear bomb and this warning message may or may not be legit. Do you want to continue?
I pick yes but that introduction tho, it was wickity wack!!! It showed Fails from the Sanic series and Lucario getting >raped by Anon (can someone make this happen?) for exactly 14 seconds, 53 milliseconds, and 38 microseconds, this only bothered me because it ended. On the main menu there was 3 options: boring campaign, repetitive co-op, and unbalanced multiplayer. I could’ve chose the multiplayer but that required originality, so I did the campaign. When I did a #spooky picture popped up.
It was Soldier (remember him?) from tf2 getting spawn>raped for about 15 seconds while he said "srsly uninstall this GAYm, its shit, cum on guis STAHP, no fo real STAHP.
I thought "Didn’t they mean ''Black Monday''? (its a weekly special they have at the local <strike>gay bar</strike> host club)
The screen went blank with BIG RED TEXT (Basically the screen didn’t go blank).
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Someone I worship.
I kept screaming while I wait for the person to load. It was Mutahar from SumExtraordinaryGaymores. Sometime later YuriOfWind entered the room and Mutahar said "what’s up guys, this is Mutahar, we found the
He said "let’s go, the roops won’t be gone for
I forgot to check the back of the box for any weird shit that might happen. The real bad guy was Sweetwater from battlefield (<strike>remember him?</strike> nobody remembers the Battlefield campaigns cuz they’re shit) (I also played this, just to let you know) I then figured out "wait a sec, this isn’t any ordinary
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I woke up a while later tied up with glue on my mouth, HOLY SHET THIS JUST NOW BECAME 2SPOOKY4ME!!!!!!111!! All of my college friends were still alive except for Preston cuz I hate that asshole, fuckin douche. Macaroni then freed me and everyone else. But then . . . a helicopter crashed into the wall and spooky scary skeleton hands popped out and pulled me down.
I was in hell, also known as Burger King, I was trapped in a cage. My friend were being slapped in the face with dildoes (Is that the plural for dildo?, it doesn’t sound right). The guy who wrote deth trumpet was being fucked "in teh
I ejaculated the gaym from my '''''<u>XBOX ONE</u>''''' and fell over. I have no memory of what just happened, despite this whole fucking novel I wrote of what just happened.
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