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{{AN|This is clearly a joke story parodying all those stupid ritual creepypastas. Don't actually do this lol}}
Oh hello my fellow Satanic worshipper! Has Satan asked you to do a ritual but you just don't know how to make it? Or is there a new ritual that all the cool kids are doing!▼
▲Oh hello my fellow Satanic worshipper! Has Satan asked you to do a ritual but you just don't know how to make it? Or is there a new ritual that all the cool
Hi, I'm Lucifer Devilston, and I'm going to show YOU how to set up a basic ritual!
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A stick of tainted chalk,
A dark
A large
2 devil horns,
A dark-energy
And last of all, you'll need to know how to draw a pentagram.
Step 1: You must find a willing sacrifice. You know what, they don't have to be willing to do it,
Step 2: Once you have crucified them, you will need a container to store some of their blood. You will need to take their heart, eyebrows, pre digested food from their intestines, and around 1/2 litre of their blood. Got all that? Good!
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Step 6: Put the remaining mixture into the cauldron. It should come up in a wisp of red smoke and possibly, depending on what make of cauldron you have, it will spark! You also need to put your candles around the pentagram.
Step 7: Chant the lyrics on your dark
Step 8: Mix up the ingredients in the cauldron while reading John Chapter 3 Verse 16. And then the whole of the bible. While you stir it up, the smoke should be getting redder and redder. You'll know when to stop stirring once it rains blood from the smoke.
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Step 9: When it starts raining blood, the blood should be raining ONLY on the pentagram. If it rains anywhere else outside of it then you will turn into a pile of ash. It raining outside of the pentagram rarely happens however. It will take around 11 minutes and 6 seconds (because that is 666 seconds) for all the raining blood to go into the pentagram. The pentagram should start to turn, glow red, and even go on fire.
Step 10: Eventually it will spin
Step 11: All the mixture in the cauldron should have rained out of the smoke, and the smoke should have turned into a ball of a wispy, red texture. Congratulations, you have just built the foundation of every satanic ritual!
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Glad this helped!
- Lucifer Devilston
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