Rock Band 3

I promise you this is REAL before you say it isn't.

So yesterday I picked up a copy of Rock Band 3 as it was on sale for just $18! I was very happy at first having looked at the setlist and seeing some of my favourite bands (The white stripes, avenged sevenfold and slipknot) and decided to cancel my plans to go for a meal with my girlfriend in an hours time.

I began to feel guilty knowing that my girlfriend was probably very unhappy so I called her up but there was no answer. I instantly got very worried. My girlfriend always answered the phone, even if she's in a meeting, if we're in bed or even while watching WWE with the kids (Phil and Clare). When I got home my girlfriend was there and she seemed perfectly happy, but there was one thing wrong, she looked extrememly sad and depressed. One thing lead to another and I'm playing rock band with Leza on drums, Phil on bass, Clare on vocals and me on guitar but I'm not playing any of the songs from the setlist. I was playing a song I've never heard before, it was named "Dan Byrne - The Rain".

Then things got really scary. The song was playing for 1 hour, just repeating and repeating. After 1 hour of playing "Dan Byrne - The Rain", Clare's character on the game turned into a goose and Phil's character grew an enormous chin. Mine and Leza's characters remained normal but then the screen went black. The Rain was still playing but the screen was black. Then it stopped.

When the screen finished being black it showed a picture, it looked like it was from facebook. It was a picture of my girlfriend. One of the comments was from a "Ron Hamer". It said "Send me this photo u".

Then this Ron fellow jumped out the screen with a bagpipe and killed my children.

I woke up and it was all a dream. :O

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