Rodney the Cat

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Once upon a time, Rodney the cat went to the café for some soup, but then Terrance the Window and George Lopez took his soup! It gave Rodney such a feeling of melancholy that he got depression and had to see a psychologist. Year 2003 the psychologist told Rodney that he had nothing to worry about. For Rodney was very virtuous and was friendly to all. Year 2003 made sure that the underground league of jet planes would see to Terrance the window's and George Lopez's retribution.

After a while any bad memories Rodney may have had become unobtrusive for his life was full of merry making and joy. Every day he would get up and go to work at the Joy's merry factory and would go out to lunch at 12:35 sharp and come home at 6:40. On his days off he would participate in such cat activities as chasing yarn, climbing stuff, scratching stuff, eating and sleeping. However he began to sympathize for Terrance and George he knew that the jet planes could be cruel. So Rodney decided to make it up to his friends by building a rocket ship so that they could all go to space together! That afternoon Rodney, George Lopez, the year 2003 and Terrance the window climbed onto the space ship. They soon left our atmosphere and found themselves orbiting around the planets. Oh it was such fun, Rodney suggested that they get out and float around.

My dear son Rodney's heart monitor has been slowing down every minute now. He's been in a coma since that biking incident 3 months ago. He's never really shown any signs of improvement and is now dying. The Doctors have been very patient with him but we now know that it is his time. I haven't talked to him in so many years that when I first heard about what happened, my heart and any hopes of seeing him soon shattered. Things never have been the same since his wife died in that shooting back in 2003. He was diagnosed with crippling depression and grew further and further from his family and loved ones. Sometimes I'd just catch him sitting in his chair staring out the window with his cat, Joy laying in his lap. His son Terrance is here with his uncle, Rodney's brother George. I have no idea how life is going to be for Terrance growing up without a father or mother. The monitor is barely beeping now, he's leaving this world.

Beep.

"Come on guys, it'll be so much fun to fly around," said Rodney the cat.

Beep.

"I don't know," said the year 2003

Beep.

"Aw come on," Rodney persisted opening the hatch and climbing out.

Beep.

"RODNEY WAIT NO!" screamed the year 2003

Beep.

"You forgot-"

Beep.

"your-"

Beep.

"Helmet...."

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep



Credited to Dalimargirl

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