Ronaldo's Downfall
Have you ever heard about Cristiano Ronaldo? He is a famous Portuguese football player. He has won 33 trophies in his lifetime and managed to get to win 6 FIBA world cups. It might sound like it was great to him. But a darker secret lies beneath him... A bad karma, that would change his life. Will his fame rise, or will he get into a downfall? Let's find out.
Ronaldo's Downfall
It all started when he lost the 2027 FIBA Soccer World Cup against Lionel Messi. This got him furious, and, in every soccer, he takes he would take fake points and cheat his team by making the weirdest moves. Many people started hating Ronaldo and his popularity begun to slowly drop. In January 2029, Ronaldo's wife had been arrested by illegally sending drugs to Germany and this decreased his popularity. His popularity then dropped when he prank-called Lionel Messi into thinking he was an idiot in the 2027 World Cup. Messi became very angry. In September 2029 he made out with a Japanese girl causing her to commit seppuku. Ronaldo started placing posters all over Portugal saying that he was the best and he also took a video of him holding a gun and flipping the finger that had been banned for such reason. He also managed to rob a Cocomelon video and make it cursed. Many fans of him feared he was now a lunatic and decided to side with Messi. In July 2030 he called Messi an idiot again and said he would see him again next year to get revenge at him. In the 2031 FIBA Soccer World Cup Ronaldo gained victory again by making the cheat moves and Lionel Messi got angry. He managed to make his own song on YouTube, The SIU Song, based on his catchphrase. It gained popularity at the first time it was good, but soon began to drop due to his active power-hungry ideas. Here is the lyrics:
SIU SIU SIU SIU SIU!
SIU SIU SIU SIU SIU!
SIU SIU SIU SIU SIU!
SIU SIU SIU SIU SIU!
Hay, it's me Ronaldo, I'm the best man,
Skibidi rizzling all the time, yeah yeah,
Gota beating the time I had foot ballin'
Got funk all the time, bruh bruh bruh!
SIU! It's me Ronaldo!
SIU! Not my Ronaldo!
SIU! This is my Goober!
SIU SIU SIU SIU SIU!
Skibid rizz all the time, dunk, dunk dunk!
Oh yes, time for me to SIU!!!!!!
SIU SIU SIU SIU SSSSIUUUUUUUU!
The video lasted about 1:14 long. At the end of the fourth SIU!, the video ends with the original video of Ronaldo saying his catchphrase, but it was earrape. The dominoes were going to crumble down on him. Instead of being a soccer artist, Ronaldo was now a YouTuber trying to rap. He started simping on Shirakami Fubuki, a character from Hololive, and he decided to make 3 popular videos about the V-Tuber, they all failed. There was also a video in Lionel Messi's channel about Ronaldo losing the 2027 FIBA World Cup, and he decided to hack the video and make it a video with Ronaldo yelling "SSIUUUUUU!" instead of losing the cup, and Messi got fricken' mad. The blue was draining from his face. After seeing the look of Messi's anger, Ronaldo filed a lawsuit against Messi, which failed. He also made a literal video of the Diaper Hands meme in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul movie by using his son and his old diaper to put it in his hands. His son started screaming and laughing and decided to file it as blackmail to Messi. Messi decided to find a footballer who would respect him. He chose Jordan Clarkson, a Philippine basketball player that isn't really into football and decided if he wanted to join his alliance against Ronaldo. However, Ronaldo decided to make his own calvary by making it worse. He dressed as Ronald Mcdonald and made a lost commercial about it. His commercial was also a video. He pranked Messi once again in November 2032 by dressing up as Skibidi Toilet and hiding in a public bathroom in Lisbon. He also hid a camera in the hanger to see the awful game happen. When Messi broke into the bathroom, Ronaldo's head popped up and he started singing the Skibidi Toilet song, which was recorded in Ronaldo's video camera. However, the video failed.
Ronaldo decided to do this once again so his popularity would tank up. In October 31, 2033, in Halloween, he pranked Messi by putting a scarecrow mannequin in a dark road in the Pyrenees Mountains and dressed it as the Serbian Dancing Lady, an internet creepypasta in 2023. However, the scarecrow was revealed to be a robot and she started threatening Messi with a knife. The robot was controlled by Ronaldo. This video failed. However, the 2025 FIBA Football World Cup was coming and Ronaldo needed to prepare to win again. He managed to win the World Cup, angering Messi once more. Ronaldo uploaded more videos. Ronaldo then made a video about Smurf Cat, a meme in 2023, but without the "We Live, We Love, We Lie" idiom, he said, "We Win, We Kick, We Run" idiom. The video got down reviews
Credited to Joshualexander
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