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The day was December 32nd in the year XXXX because that was trendy to do at the time when you couldn't think of a good year. I was sitting on my Rudolf-styled couch, masturbating to Rudolf porn and Rudolf X Santa fanfics (this was easy for me, since I had 2 penises.) |
The day was December 32nd in the year XXXX because that was trendy to do at the time when you couldn't think of a good year. I was sitting on my Rudolf-styled couch, masturbating to Rudolf porn and Rudolf X Santa fanfics (this was easy for me, since I had 2 penises.) |
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As I was reading "Santa, Don't Fuck Me too Hard" by Rudolfsanus69 I saw a link in the fanfic. Its said *SUPER SPOOPY DO NOT CLICK SPAGHETTI TRANSLATION OF AMERICAN RUDOLF IS H4X.exe* |
As I was reading "Santa, Don't Fuck Me too Hard" by Rudolfsanus69. I saw a link in the fanfic. Its said *SUPER SPOOPY DO NOT CLICK SPAGHETTI TRANSLATION OF AMERICAN RUDOLF IS H4X.exe* |
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"Wow!" I thought. The American version of Rudolf was the only version I had not yet seen. My penis got so hard knowing I was about to get to watch it in my native tongue of spaghetti. But what about that warning? I wrote it off because if it did turn out to be scary, I could write a shitty ass cliche scary story on the internet for attention. So, a win-win for me. |
"Wow!" I thought. The American version of Rudolf was the only version I had not yet seen. My penis got so hard knowing I was about to get to watch it in my native tongue of spaghetti. But what about that warning? I wrote it off because if it did turn out to be scary, I could write a shitty ass cliche scary story on the internet for attention. So, a win-win for me. |
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