Rule 34 Bugs

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Yesterday I fucked up by starting my day with connectivity issues on my phone, this was frustrating for me because I have important messages to send relating to my line of work, I had to reset the router and went about my day as usual. When my mother who is the account holder for our wifi got home from her shift I let her know about the issues and me resetting the router and she informed me that she had removed old devices from her wifi because they had been going on sketchy sites(this is important for later). All was well and I went about my day as usual.

Later that day my friend and I were talking and he had begun to mention how frustrated he was that people were making porn of one of his favorite characters, I told him about rule 34 and he didn't believe me. I recently have been playing hollow knight and if you've played that game you know there is a character people are very thirsty for. I told him there porn of a bug in hollow knight and In his shocked state, he asked to see it. Sensing the value of the humour in this situation I began to search up "hollow knight white lady r34" now this is where the fuck up starts.

Typically when I go to explicit site my malware protection asks if I'm sure I would like to proceed to the site, this time was different. In a moment of muscle memory I hit a button labeled "send request to account holder" this is when I knew I fucked up

When my mother woke up this morning she texted me letting me know that my account had been placed on "high security mode" by mistake. And I had the pleasure of attempting to convince my mom I'm not sexually attracted to animated bugs.

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