SCARY GIRL

ONE FRIDAY ON 4CHAN THE OP OF A CREEPYPASTA THREAD WAS ALL ALONE ON HIS THREAD ON /x/, WHEN SUDDENLY A SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK BOTTLE NIPPLES AS EYES POPPED UP ON HIS COMPUTER SCREEN! AND SO HE POSTED "FUCK ME" AND IRL HE YELLED "FUCK ME" AND IN THE SAME TIME SHOCK MADE HIM SHOOT POOP (ENOUGH TO FILL HIS UNDERWARE) IN HIS SUIT AND THEN HE WIPED LUMPS OF HOT BROWN SHUT ALL OVER HIS BRAND NEW COMPUTER SCREEN. BUT HE HAD TO GO TO WORK! THE OP WALKED OUTSIDE, AND SOME ASSSHOLE PINNED SOMETHING SCARY ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS DOOR! HE OPENS THE DOOR, AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" REALLY LOUD, AND THEN HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND SMEARED GLOBS OF STICKY SHIT ALL OVER HIS WORK CLOTHES. NOW HE HAD TO GET CHANGED!

THE OP QUICKLY MUSTARDS UP ENOUGH COURAGE TO GET CHANGED INTO HIS SHITTED LOOKING AND MOST LEAST FAVORITED OUTFIT, AND THEN GOES TO HIS CAR; BUT SOMEONE STOLE HIS ENGINE AND HIS SPARK PLUGS AND HIS MUFFLER AND HIS DASHBOARD AND HIS STEERING WHEEL AND PUT A HAMBURGER ONSIDE HIS GAS TANK! PROBABLY A GHOST DID IT! THE OP YELLES "FUCK ME" AND THEN AS HE WAS DRIVING (THE CAR STARED ITSELF WITH NO ENGINE AND A HAMBURGER IN THE GAS TANK!!! GHOTSS!!!) HE AUTOMOBILE GETS TURNED INTO A HUGELY BIG ACCIDENT ON OTHER CAR. LEAKED DIARRHEA SHIT THROUGH SWEATSUIT, THROUGH LATHER SEATS, THROUGH EVERY CAR, AND THEN THE AIRBAG DEPLOYED EXPLODED BUT INSTEAD OF THERE BEING AN AIRBAG IT WAS A SKELETON!! THE OP NOW MUST WALKED TO HIS OFFICE IN SUN, UNDER SUNLIGHT! COVERED IN SOUR ORANGE DUMP! OFFICE IS MILES AWAY! "FUCK ME!!!"

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