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I was an intern at my new job it was called
So I opened the case and pulled out a dvd with a noodle stuck to it. I tried to pull the noodle off bt it was super stuc to to dvd! So i just shoved it into the dvd player anyways but it got stuck on the noodle and didnt close! So i went to a garage sale where a creepy old man was offering tech support. I hate Old peoplE but i needd to get the deeveedee fixed, so i gave it to him but he screamed 19 times and collapsed on the floor crying like
I took the evil dvd player without paying and left to go play noodle.exe. I got back home and put it in my evil xbox and hit playyyyYYYYyy. I started playing the game and it was a super duper scarhy platformer where you played as a chef whose special noodles has escaped. The area was all super scary corpses bleeding hyper realisitc blood from their hyper realistic eyes and i pissed my hyper realistic pants in fear! ZOMG SO SCARY!!!
It was so scary that i went to turn it off, but when i pressed the power button nothing happened! So i pulled the power cord out but it stayed on. And then i heard a hyper realistic giggling sound as i turned back to the sound, and saw a chef man from 666 years ago with a big bruise around his throat and he was crying hyper realistic blood from his eyes and he said
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